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• Taking poor @kelleytastic to the urgent care clinic so her little head doesn't explode #
• Look, #powerband knock-offs! Now with the power of titanium! *facepalm* http://t.co/94ekqkO #
• My new pickup line: Baby, you're hotter than the melting core of a Japanese nuclear reactor! #whatdoyouthink #toosoon #
• I'm so proud! My boy just cracked his first "your mom" joke! #
• I just saw a picture of Joss Whedon for the first time. He's got a round face and a ginger neck beard like me! #
• I got Colonel Brandon on the The which Jane Austen hero are you Test at OkCupid. http://t.co/5WzjvdW via @OkCupid #
• The yellow face, it burns us! We must crawl under the nice blanketses and hide! #
• Japanese nuclear meltdown, Bahrain declares martial law, unions are being destroyed AND I have heartburn. Can't get much worse, eh? #
• I spoke too soon. There's a public radio pledge drive. #
• Dr appt done, now on to stoopid client meeting. Then my annual review this afternoon. #likeyoucare #
• Tonight is Spaceballs at @EnzianTheater! I've got a date with a hottie, @xhaelx! We're gonna troll for hawt chicks #
• Doesn't matter as long as it comes in a box>> RT @TerilynnS: RT @SigHolmes: What kind of wine goes with pork rinds? < White Zinfandel #
• Survived my annual review. Didn't get nagged about my lack of paperwork skillz this time. #winning #
• Ugh, meetings non-stop from 10:30 – 2:30 today #
• I'm so sorry, Twitter. I have to tell you something. I've been cheating on you lately with Facebook *sob* Please forgive me! #
• It's all fun&games till someone loses an eye! RT @GeorgeHrab: Every playful pillow fight is just one zipper strike away from ocular tragedy. #
• If you're not in over your head, you're not learning anything. #
• Gotta go get ready for my date tonight! Second date with this girl #
• Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody wang chung tonight! #
• Good morning twitter! Thank you all for the #FF love yesterday. Y'all are so smart to recommend me! #
• Let's get today going! Got home from my date at 9am, took a nap, ate some food so now I'm almost fully functional! #
• Fuck me it's hot out here! I miscalculated by wearing black jeans to the ball park. #wardrobefail #
• The boy just got another hit!!! #
• If only the kid behind mine in the lineup didn't suck the boy could actually get around the bases. #
• My girl (4), just explained to her little friend that boys can marry boys and girls can marry girls. #
• Getting ready to celebrate #julanakah Holy crap, has it already been a year since the last one?! #
• For those not cool enough to know, #julanakah is the annual celebration of the Holy @shamrockjulie's birth! #
• Did I miss something? Is the US srsly getting militarily involved in Lybia? What, was the air force itching to use some new toys? #
• Wow, have times changed! http://t.co/5hcQmqK #
• You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you. You let me penetrate you. #
• Bow down before the one you serve; you're going to get what you deserve. #
• I am sofa king tired. Apparently staying out all night makes one very tired the next day. Who knew? #
• Galileoscope and the SOOPERMOON! http://t.co/bCX2qD7 #

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• Oof. Being up till 3 with a kidney stone makes one tired the next day. Just got out of bed! #
• It's not even 2pm and I've already cleaned the family room, got all the kids toys out of downstairs, swept, mopped and made lunch. #
• Something must be wrong with me. #
• All I have left is to mop the kitchen, clear off the counters of all the crap and put away the camping and xmas stuff. #
• For those whom this impacts: don't get used to this! #
• And, yes, I am well aware that it is months past xmas; don't judge me. Or, judge me then go fuck yourself #
• And if you're wondering why I'm tweeting instead of working, I'm eating the sandwich I made myself 2 hours ago and promptly forgot about. #
• I'm making a pile of shit called "someone do something with this shit because if it were up to me I'd throw it all away" #
• I've thrown it all away before: important documents, expensive electronics, small children & pets, all thrown away. Wifey was not happy. #
• Ok, once more into the breach. #
• One thing I like about cleaning is my tools. This is my broom, made by hand by a master broom-maker. http://t.co/HsJMegg #
• You can tell we're American; the dirtiest parts of the floor are in front of the refrigerator and in front of the sofa. #
• Showing the kiddos the original Karate Kid. We'll see if it can hold up to the remake. #
• Turkey's watching the original Karate Kid. His comment was, "nice music". #
• Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything. #
• If only it were that easy to get a vasectomy http://www.explosm.net/comics/2347/ #
• This bad boy is gorgeous. I can only dream of building #LEGO this well. http://www.flickr.com/photos/kwi-chang/5499427054/ #
• Fuck. Kidney stone was only in hiding. Like the Millennium Falcon in Empire. Unfortunately it didn't get jettisoned with the trash & is back #
• I hate having to reboot my stoopid windows box at work. #pointlesstweet #
• Why aren't there more laser-based weapons out there? Is the power efficiency just too prohibitive? Too fragile? #weirdthoughts #
• Do they attenuate too rapidly in the air to deliver significant amounts of energy over a distance? #
• Everything that comes out of your mouth is scary wrong. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Obama's so wrong on energy/scary wrong on oil;… #
• Fuckity fuck fuck. They're initiating a password change policy for our computers @ work. Every 60 days. #
• So that's now 3 different passwords I use on a daily basis that now force changes: domain, exchange, iseries. #
• Why is it that journos have no problem asking questions about Quadaffi's sanity yet are mum when Bachman, Palin, Beck, et al speak? #
• *sigh* Blogging about politics again. I couldn't help myself. http://wp.me/pvWzg-fc #
• I've got all three stars and a feather on every level. #angrybirds needs an update!! #
• Kids should not be allowed on the team their parent coaches. It's distracting to the coach when the kid's a whiny brat. #
• At the batting cages for the turkey's baseball practice. Giving advice like I know what I'm talking about #
• Happy birthday to my favorite Canuckistanian grape grower @pixelsnake! #
• BREAKING:New Documents revealed- Government thinks it can arrest you for sharing YouTube videos: http://t.co/02CQPVz via @demandprogress #
• Busy CyberLizard is busy too RT @Mrs_Skwirl42: Busy Sophie is busy. in reply to Mrs_Skwirl42 #
• It's Porktober 8th! Head into Seaside Town and do some Trick or Treating! #KoL #
• Getting excited about Frolicon coming up, in more ways than one >;-) #
• If I lived in the Bay area I would totally do this: Sex Positive Photo Project http://bit.ly/ewIRll #
• Lesser publicized victims of the Japan quake: the otaku http://bit.ly/fpY4kv #
• As she said: RT @WordMistressKiz If you only follow one person, follow @CyberLizard #FF #notreally #
• Dear App That's Thrashing My Harddrive: CUT THAT SHIT OUT! I'd like to use my computer sometime this year! >:-P #
• Man, what's on the schedule for next Wednesday? I wanna do this! http://www.enzian.org/film/spaceballs/ #
• .@SarahPalinUSA Idiot. US produces 2% of world oil. Drill baby drill will destroy enviro w/o doing a damn thing to prices. Moron. in reply to SarahPalinUSA #
• Just realized that Megacon is the same weekend as Atlanta Poly Weekend. No Megacon. Oh, well. I had too much on my plate this month anyway. #
• The dog just farted in her sleep. How can something so small make such a horrible smell?! http://t.co/Al5djdk #
• VERY kickass! RT@Joreth: One of my fav. songs by fav artist @GeorgeHrab now has a KICKASS video: http://t.co/d9edygV #fb #
• Explosion @ Japanese nuclear plant. Someone must have said it couldn't get any worse http://t.co/C0CU8Ce #
• This is the kind of pareidolia I can get behind! http://t.co/GDoY8Zz /via @panotes #
• Dude! @peeweeherman is on @waitwait! #

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• Giant peanut! #
• You, too, can experience the thrill of the giant peanut! http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2071 #
• I'm back in the nation's wang. W00t. #
• The only mood-altering drug I need is good porn. #myphilosophyoflife #
• If I'm not in over my head I'm not learning anything. #myphilosophyoflife #
• Billboards on the highway for hotels that show adorable sleeping puppies are cheating. #
• Who is this Oscar person? #
• Heartburn, make like a tree and get the hell out of my chest. #
• I pretty much agree, though he left out the Mighty Eagle. I'm still on the fence on this one. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angry_birds #
• This->The gender smörgåsbord http://pervocracy.blogspot.com/2011/02/gender-smorgasbord.html #
• What could be better than Doctor Who + LEGO? http://bit.ly/eRt8wD #
• In case you had any doubts about how fucked up, #antisex #antiwoman Catholic dogma is: http://bit.ly/gdRWQB #fb #
• How is it that so many stupid people work for software companies? #
• When poop puns meet space puns: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2341/ #
• I completely forgot to show y'all my new Docs! http://gdzl.la/9n4B4p #
• Feces are impacting against rotating air circulation devices here at work. I'm just laughing & pointing at the ppl in the splash zone #
• At another big fat Greek birthday party at a (sorta) Greek restaurant. A wee bit noisy. Big surprise #
• Very cool! RT @mari_ness: I'm the featured poet in this month's Ideomancer, with interview and three poems: http://www.ideomancer.com/?p=599 #
• What she said–> RT @Mrs_Skwirl42: Slept, kinda. Awake, sorta. Grumpy, lotsa. #
• I have determined that I suck at Alice's Army as much as I do at CCGs IRL #KoL #
• What she said–> RT @pervocracy: New post! "Good, Giving, Game." http://t.co/obdYTyW Dan Savage… not really takedown, but commentary. #
• Not sure of the new iPhone @twitter app update. Autocomplete is great but the trending bar that keeps popping up is annoying as fuck. #
• I really like Rage Against The Machine. #pointlesstweet #
• RT @pervocracy: New post! Probably better thought out then the last one! "Face beyond beauty." http://bit.ly/eoNib5 #
• At the Turkey's first real game! #
• I totally could have been a tyrannical dictator except for the whole being a slacker thing. #
• All in all it's a fair trade off. Being a dictator is nothing but work, work, work. Don't let the glamour of Kim Jong Il fool you. #
• Baseball is booooooring. There. I said it. #
• A parent just shouted, "Get a run and I'll give you a hundred dollars!" I'm hoping this was done in just. #
• Jonesing for an #angrybirds update #
• Black handkerchief, back left pocket. Any significance? #
• I love ice cream sandwiches. #pointlesstweet #
• Game over. Now we're going to Hot Dog Heaven for lunchie-munchies #
• I still love my Doc's #pointlesstweet http://t.co/HLnFEgd #
• My wife's grandmother is crazy. "I can't go shopping, I heard on Fox that the orientals are blowing up the dams." What is she hearing?! #
• My son just told me he's sick of my stupid "your mom" jokes. I told him that his mom was sick of my stupid jokes. #
• Everybody wants some http://t.co/xbX4GBw #
• Oh. Em. Gee. http://t.co/T2l6wfj #
• I would SO have fun with this! #dragonage http://t.co/3GN0HLs #
• I made it out of the comic book store without buying anything. Undecided if that's a good thing or not. #
• #iftwitterwashighschool I'd be a total freaking rock star from Mars #
• How painful are eyebrow piercings? Like on a scale from 1 to OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE! #

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• Done at the clinic. Nothing new; no ear infection, just lots of congestion & drainage. SOP #
• Who knew canuckistan was such a dangerous place?! http://twitpic.com/42bz3a #
• If I'm gotta go, I want it to be like this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2332/ #
• A 3-meter long #LEGO ship. I feel so inadequate http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/253061 #
• For once I am NOT pleased to realize that it's a day later in the week than I thought it was. Gotta get shit done today #
• I'm retweeting this from one of those phones. From a ground car RT @RedheadLassie: I loved today's xkcd: http://xkcd.com/ #
• Gotta love the future. Left my work notes at home. @JSWadley took a picture of them and texted to me! #
• My little turkey is having his first scrimmage practice in uniform. He's in center field #
• They don't enforce on-deck areas; someone's gonna get a bat in the mouth the way these kids just swing bats around :-/ #
• Turkey got a hit! Made it to third! #
• Seconded! RT @RigPants_OFace: I love sleep and sleep loves me. There, I said it and I'm not ashamed. #
• What day of the week is it? #
• In the office parking lot for the launch #
• Congrats on reaching space, Discovery! Beautiful launch. #
• Jebus. Listening to NPR. On the phone with guy in Lybia. Listening to explosions & gunfire. Opposition took over 5 tanks! 0.o #
• Hiccups + heartburn = uncomfortableness #
• I left my goddamn mother fucking wallet at home & I have to fucking drive back to fucking get it & be late. Also, I have hiccups. #
• Wow. There's a band from the 80's called Blow Monkeys. They're not as good as you would think. #
• When did Quadaffi change the spelling of his name? #
• Wrestling with SQL on DB2/AS400 #
• My last job was integrating with a COBOL CICS system on the OS/390 that ran on VSAM flat files! #
• Wow, my keyboard is dirty. Maybe I should stop eating lunch at my desk. Nah! #
• I meant to include photographic evidence of my slovenliness in my last tweet. http://gdzl.la/9kYUTu #
• This!! -> http://thisisindexed.com/2011/02/damn-science/ #provax #autism #vaccines #
• Done with work, hitting the road to Atlanta to see the incomparable @kelleytastic! #
• I hope that @Scarleteen is still around in 5-6 years when my kid is a teen. What a fantastic resource! in reply to Scarleteen #
• Want!!! I still geek-out when I see one of these! http://gdzl.la/9m2UAy #
• Few things can compare to the awesomeness of Richard Cheese covering NiN's Closer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPpn2vbgYA&sns=em #
• Passing Gainesville. All the Gators fans in the house, lemme hear you shout! #
• It's been almost 20 years since I've performed Carmina Burana. I still love singing along with it. #
• Georgia. I am in you. #
• Giant peanut! #
• That is one beef rib. http://gdzl.la/9mfDHe #
• The bone. http://gdzl.la/9mfG8H #

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• Someone, somewhere, is regretting issuing me a blog license http://bit.ly/ghGkQT #
• Top my bottom #rejectedcandyhearts #
• It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Blog post by me? Definitely leaning towards worst http://bit.ly/ghGkQT #
• I'm dying. Just in case anyone cares. #
• In other words, I have a cold and am being melodramatic >>RT @CyberLizard: I'm dying. Just in case anyone cares. #
• I'm dying. I think I have malaria. #
• I think I've headed off the malaria before it turned into ebola. I may just live through this. #
• If you're the vice president of the teachers union I would think that using proper grammar during an interview would be required. #
• I'm alive. And at work. Don't push it. #
• Who knew recovery from malaria would be so quick. I'm actually feeling human today. Just in time for a buttload of meetings today #
• There's some sort of weird cop convention on the 417. I've seen cars from 6 different jurisdictions on the sides of the road. #
• Corporate Training Summary: we're not going to train you to advance, only to allow you to get your job done. #
• When, oh when will this dreary winter end? *snicker* http://gdzl.la/9iXjQk #
• #protip RT @M1k303: Just learned the hard way: when you spit on a windy day, spit WITH the wind. #worksforpeeingtoo #
• Max telling us about a play with just-so story about how spider got long legs. Concludes with "that's not true, they just evolved that way" #
• We're at a BBQ restaurant. I have a feeling I'm going to go over a bit on calories today. #
• That there is a mound of BBQ. http://gdzl.la/9iYvQT #
• Wii fit is a lying sack of shit. there is no fucking way I've gained 1.8lbs >:-( #
• OUTRAGE: House votes to bar Planned Parenthood from federal funding. Speak out. http://www.ppaction.org/IStandWithPP #StandWithPP #
• How horrible a parent am I if the sound of my daughter's voice pierces my brain & drives me crazy? She finds the perfect frequency! #
• An ant just bit me on the neck. Are there vampire ants? Should I be worried? #watchingtoomuchbuffy #
• Whew! It's over 80f here! Guess summer's starting #

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• .@kingmabus2334 Keep 'em coming, dude! You're excellent comedy relief! #
• We are back in civilization! #
• You can get a harness and walk them. They generally poo in one specific place all the time. Oh, and warm baths set off their need to poo. #
• The only reason I *might* watching the Super Bowl is because in one of the commercials there's a clue to unlock a level in Angry Birds #
• Me: We've reached the sitting on the sofa tweeting together stage. @mrs_skwirl42: Achievement unlocked! #
• One year ago I met the canuckistanian love of my life in person. Who knew a cross-continental romance could stay so strong? <3 @Mrs_Skwirl42 #
• I <3 my lil sis RT @iambasspro: @CyberLizard helping with my shirt! He was my hero when I was little! I love him! http://twitpic.com/3xlrr1 #
• If a "your mom" joke is good enough for Mohammed, they're good enough for me! http://www.jesusandmo.net/2011/02/08/birth/ #
• We just had an all-hands corporate meeting. It was all about handling balls & growing pipelines. A good time was had by all. #
• Awww, aren't they cute! (@Mrs_Skwirl42)http://yfrog.com/hsppsipj #
• The Catholics have an app. For confession. *headdesk* http://n.pr/fVnoGG #
• Apparently, being a father requires shouting instructions to your kid out on the field. Funny, I thought the coaches were supposed to teach. #
• It is funny how much advice I'm remembering from my baseball days. All 2 seasons of it 28 years ago. #
• Damn, some of these kids are more ADHD than I am! Though I was more of the dreamy, distracted type than hyper & annoying as hell. #
• So next week practice starts at 7:30 and goes to 9pm. That seems crazy for a bunch of 8-9 yr olds. Bed time is 8 at our house. #
• Word nerd! @CyberLizard scored 531 in The Times #WordNerd test. Discover your score at: http://thetim.es/word-nerd #
• Because, really, Jesus with lasers would be really cool http://www.explosm.net/comics/2321/ #
• Argh! My day is now filled with an unresolved tension! http://xkcd.com/859/ #
• My todo list is fucking huge. Sometimes being a slacker takes a lot of work *sigh* #

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• Mochi is yummy! #
• Bullshit RT @WTFSexFacts: Q: what's the difference btw making love & fucking? A: U would nvr marry & raise a family with a person you fuck. #
• .@WTFSexFacts That has nothing to do with sex. You set up a false dichotomy between "making love" and "fucking" and then passed judgement. in reply to WTFSexFacts #
• This is fricking amazing #LEGO http://mikedoylesnap.blogspot.com/2011/01/three-story-victorian-with-tree.html #
• This code I'm working on requires… MOAR CAFFEINE! #
• I can so see a squadron of these going up against a bunch of Viper Mk VII! http://bit.ly/f2zrA5 #LEGO #
• Just realized that my BSG collection at my desk is worth a couple hundred bucks! Good grief!! Here's just one: http://amzn.to/e2LumE #
• Thank you everyone for your warm anniversary wishes for @JSWadley and I. 14 years is too short a time to spend with such an admirable woman! #
• They better not fuck up the turtles! RT @nerdbastards: Brief Update on TMNT & Monster Squad Reboots http://bit.ly/i6P40L #
• I can only aspire to this level of apathy http://www.explosm.net/comics/2313/ #
• Dear stupid clients: get stuffed. I don't want to hear about problems caused by your cranial-rectal inversion. #
• I'm out with my canuckistanian sweetie, @Mrs_Skwirl42, my wife of 14 years, @JSWadley & the kids. #happyplace #
• I poked my head up out of my hole this morning and saw, not my shadow, but rather naked pole dancers. Wonder what that means for spring. #
• This is why I'm not allowed around my nieces & nephews anymore http://bit.ly/fouekf #
• Words to live by >> RT @chaosagent23: @CyberLizard @RelUnrelated DUDE! Never stick your dick in crazy!” #
• "A historic" or "an historic"? #
• I know which it's supposed to be, I'm curious what y'all think. #
• My boy is at his first little league practice! http://gdzl.la/9fboaD #
• It's really nice to see girls on the little league teams #
• And so is @Mrs_Skwirl42! #
• An adventurer is me! #imnotonaboat #iminthewoods http://gdzl.la/9foevV #
• We got our first wild visitor! http://gdzl.la/9fpFhp #
• I am Prometheus!! http://gdzl.la/9ft1iA #
• Mmmm, desert for breakfast! @Mrs_Skwirl42 is not impressed http://gdzl.la/9fAqAw #
• This is @Mrs_Skwirl42's breakfast http://gdzl.la/9fxkwR #
• Here's @Mrs_Skwirl42 being crazy and swimming in the springs! http://gdzl.la/9fFyRG #
• Tonight's campground gourmet: campfire-roasted weiners & mexican-style rice & chicken! http://gdzl.la/9fGEm9 #
• I'm impressed! That freeze-dried pizza reconstituted very well! http://gdzl.la/9fTpZm #
• Once again I have made fire my bitch! http://gdzl.la/9fVWz3 #
• I'm such a freeze-dried gourmet I got grill marks on those bitches! http://gdzl.la/9fTgUK #

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• And I'm headed back home to change. Forgot it was business casual today; hafta put real pants on #downwithpants #
• Least quoted bible verse: Bruce 4:69 "Bend over, therefore, and let the Lord come in to your soul." #
• This is EXACTLY what happened to me! http://bit.ly/eGdUNe #
• Did DM just make first contact with me? RT drmabusa1991: @CyberLizard @aagblog THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION – JAN 1, 2011OMENS OF DEATH: #
• I nominate @NASA for a Shorty Award in #science because, srsly, people are living in SPACE. On a SPACE STATION!!! #
• Ooh, Randi and @edbrayton? Fun! RT @jref: James Randi interview on Declaring Independence with Ed Brayton http://bit.ly/e5zjF0 #
• I am going home to sleep off this stupid sinus infection. That or get out the dremel tool to relieve pressure. #
• Good morning twitterverse! My sinuses don't feel like they're going to make my eyeballs pop out today! #
• On my way home. That is all. #
• The internet has no idea how fortunate it is that it can't transmit smells from this room. #
• Goddamn jesus chicken RT @queerunity: Chick-fil-A Tied to Anti-Gay Funding Campaigns http://alturl.com/brsrg #LGBT #
• Must. Resist. Table of death http://gdzl.la/9dz3qf #
• Because who doesn't love a heartwarming story about stray dogs? http://bit.ly/i0zatc #
• <insert naughty response> RT @RedheadLassie: Working is hard when a kitty wants your attention… http://twitpic.com/3tvc0k #
• #KoL combat macros are kewl! #
• They better not give me trouble for the 4.5" in my pants! RT @crazywtf: Airport sec off brand 3" toy gun "firearm" http://bit.ly/hCEARH #
• The hammer is my penis. #
• .@palmd One should never go too long without a dose of Joss. in reply to palmd #
• Wow, evil+sociopath RT @dazzleeyes: RT @StopBeck: Well, @MonsantoCo is now sponsoring Glenn Beck. \\ Yikes! Now we have to double boycott! #
• Boo! #downwithpants RT @dazzleeyes: Ladies and Gentlemen: I have gotten dressed. #
• Wow, a death threat by DM in the same breath as @szvan @pzmyers! Does this mean I've made the big leagues? #
• Linux>Mac>Your mom>Windows #
• I <3 sandhill cranes. They're only 1 meter tall dinosaurs, yet they'll take on anything. Like the one I just saw threatening a car. #
• What she said -> RT @RedheadLassie: Today is busy and crazy. Blah. #
• Annual review, I despise thee. #
• Holy Flatulence, was I busy today! And it's not over yet. Got a bday party to go to, then back to code #
• As a parent, this makes perfect sense to me >RT @palmd: Parenthood, Not Abortion, Linked to Mental Illness – http://nyti.ms/eEJXzm #
• I still cringe every time I hear "Go for throttle-up" #challenger #
• I'm at Papou's big fat Greek birthday party #
• Fuck, sensory overload. These Greeks are loud! And I'm starving. #introvert #
• Fuck. The. GOP. RT @Noadi: House GOP wants to redefine "rape" http://bit.ly/gYLDyp #
• . @JSWadley's cousin has a magnificent ginger beard. I'm feeling inadequate. :-/ #beardenvy #
• I haz a yummy! http://gdzl.la/9dVbom #
• I hate moving. Really. A lot. Like, a whole lot. I would seriously consider giving up a testicle if it would get me out of moving. #
• I am so weak and out of shape. It's really quite pitiful. #
• Since I've received questions, I'll clarify I hate moving house. Passionately. #
• And to further clarify, I am helping my dad move today. I will be moving my household probably in a few months. #
• Note to self: Your mom jokes are awkward when used on your siblings. #protip #
• Finally heading home. Lower back tight but not spasming, so that's good. Ready for a shower. #

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• Statements like this from our elected reps cause me to despair for our nation RT@edbrayton: Dumbass Quote of the Day… http://bit.ly/fcS6QR #
• "Come to the golden-brown side!" "Delicious yummy pancake am I" "Must be another drill" http://gdzl.la/9aFBBG #
• Doing important culinary science #scio11 #notreally http://gdzl.la/9aCCWV #
• Who knew I would like dick so much! http://gdzl.la/9aFVsN #
• The sad part about making epic breakfast? You still have to clean the kitchen. #
• Butts county <insert appropriate rear-end pun or wisecrack here> #
• Would I giggle more if I lived in Butts County, GA or Cumming, GA? #
• Giant peanut! #
• FLORIDA I AM IN YOU #
• Watch and Download Movies Online – http://goo.gl/ka3Ud #
• Watch and Download Movies Online – http://goo.gl/YbX4U #
• Just finished Time Bandits. Forgot what a strange movie that was. #
• About to show my kids @peeweeherman's Big Adventure for the first time! #
• "I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!" #
• "You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie; a rebel." I tell this to all the girls; it's good advice. #
• http://goo.gl/D0adR #
• Watch and Download Movies Online – http://goo.gl/xovkn #
• Hey, @twitter, what's up with this Mobile Web connection that keeps getting approved after I unauthorized it & why is it sending spam?! #
• Gotta love the Vatican! RT @nytimes: Vatican Warned Bishops Not to Report Child Abuse http://nyti.ms/hCZAzP #fb #
• Whew! Head-down coding all day today, but I made that AS400/RPG/Java process my bitch! #
• *sigh* I suppose I'll get up now. #
• Did NOT want to get up this morning. Stupid work, bribing me with stupid money to make me come in. #
• New post: With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel http://bit.ly/gJCRe3 #
• I'll believe it when I see it RT @thinkgeek: Duke Nukem Forever set for 5/3/11 US release, 14 years after being 1st ann: http://j.mp/edADcL #
• Poor, poor, misunderstood vatican :'-( RT @BibleAlsoSays: Vatican says its Irish abuse letter misunderstood http://tinyurl.com/4caeh6h #
• "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" #lyrics Proposing #polyamory or #groupsex #
• This is why I don't get invited to karaoke: http://bit.ly/gJCRe3 #
• Anyone play the Call of Cthulhu card game? http://bit.ly/i9n43H Seems intriguing. #
• My son is kicking my arse at Spellfire :-/ #
• Up early on a Saturday but it's for a good cause; @JSWadley & I are going to paint happy little trees at a Bob Ross workshop! #
• A painter is me! http://gdzl.la/9cc4Ng #
• Art! http://gdzl.la/9cini9 #
• I had fun painting happy little trees! I want to do it again, same painting, now that I know what I'm doing #BobRoss #
• Boy, religious people will find anything to worship! http://gdzl.la/9ch7T6 #
• .@jswadley is rocking out in the car to Erasure. I don't wanna hear any more about my 80's music thing. #
• Things you don't want your date to have to say to you: "Can you please stop talking about whale penises now?" I blame @scicurious #

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• Good FSM, the patchouli is overwhelming! I HATE that fucking smell!!! #
• According to my 4yo, a "rock 'n roll" song consists of singing at the top of her lungs and concludes with a shouted "Yeah!" #
• Story of my life RT @Mrs_Skwirl42: Why did work have to come and ruin a perfectly good day? :-p #
• The other story of my life: http://xkcd.com/844/ #
• So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong! http://bit.ly/ejZbpz #
• Oh, yeah, I haven't whored myself out for votes for a while. Everyone who votes for me gets free oral sex! http://bit.ly/fB5tVX #
• Just realised that the first of May falls on a weekend again this year! I'm thinking this party should be an annual event! #
• Wow, this is… totally wrong about me! http://personas.media.mit.edu/ #
• I'm very curious to know where it got some of the things it's attributing to me. http://personas.media.mit.edu/ #
• .@almightygod The best part is that @megank1991 claims Twitter isn't an "open forum"! Teh twitterz: U R doin it rong! #
• Watch movies online – http://bit.ly/eVKIrN #
• I despise insurance companies. Especially health insurance. I hate them more than I hate banks. And that's a lot. Fuck. #
• "Putting you in charge of your health care dollars" "Giving you more flexibility to choose healthcare." Bull-fucking-shit #
• #secretConfession I still laugh hysterically at Big Mouth Billy Bass. (Parenthetical confession: I *own* a Big Mouth Billy Bass) #
• My love of Oregon can be summed up in this place: http://www.ezorchards.com/ #
• What's wrong with this picture? #wefindtheweirdestthingsinthefreezer http://gdzl.la/99hrcC #
• I know it shouldn't bother me, but it still annoys me when drive-thru order takers call me ma'am. #
• Watch movies online – http://goo.gl/Ec6i7 #
• This is why we can't have nice things: I blogged again – The origin of Wednesday http://bit.ly/dTPkvI #
• Don't forget, I've reentered the blogosphere with a (squishy) bang: http://j.mp/faNQOu #
• Nommy-nommy Indian food for lunch! #
• Wow. The office is devoid of life at this hour. Almost worth getting up early to experience. #
• What the fuck, I'm now a Libra?!? Oh, wait, it's all bullshit. Never mind. #
• I think the little animated guy on rapidshare.com without a pro account is cute! #
• Fucking zodiacs, how do they work? #
• Note the subtle irony and delicate hypocrisy of my retweet RT @WongoWoman: Plagiarism rules! #
• RT @dangerouslilly: Maybe Little Bunny FooFoo had a good reason for boppin the field mice on the head. Maybe the Good Fairy should STFU. #
• Must b why magnetic north keeps shifting; it's avoiding foxes! RT @alumiere: Foxes use Earth's magnetic field to hunt: http://bit.ly/eEsi9e #
• Cruising down the highway on my way to Atlanta #
• And tweeting with voice recognition software! #
• I'm partying like it's 1999 bitches! #
• Howdy Georgia!! #
• Giant peanut! #
• I'm freezing my ass off. Because it's 32 degrees. And I'm driving through Butts county. #
• Download full movies – http://goo.gl/JS5VX #
• 5/5 caches found in one day! It's so much different #geocaching with another adult than with kids #

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