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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-20

  • Taking poor @kelleytastic to the urgent care clinic so her little head doesn't explode πŸ™ #
  • Look, #powerband knock-offs! Now with the power of titanium! *facepalm* http://t.co/94ekqkO #
  • My new pickup line: Baby, you're hotter than the melting core of a Japanese nuclear reactor! #whatdoyouthink #toosoon #
  • I'm so proud! My boy just cracked his first "your mom" joke! #
  • I just saw a picture of Joss Whedon for the first time. He's got a round face and a ginger neck beard like me! #
  • I got Colonel Brandon on the The which Jane Austen hero are you Test at OkCupid. http://t.co/5WzjvdW via @OkCupid #
  • The yellow face, it burns us! We must crawl under the nice blanketses and hide! #
  • Japanese nuclear meltdown, Bahrain declares martial law, unions are being destroyed AND I have heartburn. Can't get much worse, eh? πŸ˜› #
  • I spoke too soon. There's a public radio pledge drive. #
  • Dr appt done, now on to stoopid client meeting. Then my annual review this afternoon. #likeyoucare #
  • Tonight is Spaceballs at @EnzianTheater! I've got a date with a hottie, @xhaelx! We're gonna troll for hawt chicks πŸ˜‰ #
  • Doesn't matter as long as it comes in a box>> RT @TerilynnS: RT @SigHolmes: What kind of wine goes with pork rinds? < White Zinfandel #
  • Survived my annual review. Didn't get nagged about my lack of paperwork skillz this time. #winning #
  • Ugh, meetings non-stop from 10:30 – 2:30 today πŸ˜› #
  • I'm so sorry, Twitter. I have to tell you something. I've been cheating on you lately with Facebook *sob* Please forgive me! #
  • It's all fun&games till someone loses an eye! RT @GeorgeHrab: Every playful pillow fight is just one zipper strike away from ocular tragedy. #
  • If you're not in over your head, you're not learning anything. #
  • Gotta go get ready for my date tonight! Second date with this girl πŸ™‚ #
  • Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody wang chung tonight! #
  • Good morning twitter! Thank you all for the #FF love yesterday. Y'all are so smart to recommend me! πŸ˜‰ #
  • Let's get today going! Got home from my date at 9am, took a nap, ate some food so now I'm almost fully functional! #
  • Fuck me it's hot out here! I miscalculated by wearing black jeans to the ball park. #wardrobefail #
  • The boy just got another hit!!! #
  • If only the kid behind mine in the lineup didn't suck the boy could actually get around the bases. #
  • My girl (4), just explained to her little friend that boys can marry boys and girls can marry girls. πŸ˜€ #
  • Getting ready to celebrate #julanakah Holy crap, has it already been a year since the last one?! #
  • For those not cool enough to know, #julanakah is the annual celebration of the Holy @shamrockjulie's birth! #
  • Did I miss something? Is the US srsly getting militarily involved in Lybia? What, was the air force itching to use some new toys? πŸ˜› #
  • Wow, have times changed! http://t.co/5hcQmqK #
  • You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you. You let me penetrate you. #
  • Bow down before the one you serve; you're going to get what you deserve. #
  • I am sofa king tired. Apparently staying out all night makes one very tired the next day. Who knew? #
  • Galileoscope and the SOOPERMOON! http://t.co/bCX2qD7 #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-13

  • Oof. Being up till 3 with a kidney stone makes one tired the next day. Just got out of bed! #
  • It's not even 2pm and I've already cleaned the family room, got all the kids toys out of downstairs, swept, mopped and made lunch. #
  • Something must be wrong with me. #
  • All I have left is to mop the kitchen, clear off the counters of all the crap and put away the camping and xmas stuff. #
  • For those whom this impacts: don't get used to this! #
  • And, yes, I am well aware that it is months past xmas; don't judge me. Or, judge me then go fuck yourself πŸ˜‰ #
  • And if you're wondering why I'm tweeting instead of working, I'm eating the sandwich I made myself 2 hours ago and promptly forgot about. #
  • I'm making a pile of shit called "someone do something with this shit because if it were up to me I'd throw it all away" #
  • I've thrown it all away before: important documents, expensive electronics, small children & pets, all thrown away. Wifey was not happy. #
  • Ok, once more into the breach. #
  • One thing I like about cleaning is my tools. This is my broom, made by hand by a master broom-maker. http://t.co/HsJMegg #
  • You can tell we're American; the dirtiest parts of the floor are in front of the refrigerator and in front of the sofa. #
  • Showing the kiddos the original Karate Kid. We'll see if it can hold up to the remake. #
  • Turkey's watching the original Karate Kid. His comment was, "nice music". πŸ˜€ #
  • Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything. #
  • If only it were that easy to get a vasectomy http://www.explosm.net/comics/2347/ #
  • This bad boy is gorgeous. I can only dream of building #LEGO this well. http://www.flickr.com/photos/kwi-chang/5499427054/ #
  • Fuck. Kidney stone was only in hiding. Like the Millennium Falcon in Empire. Unfortunately it didn't get jettisoned with the trash & is back #
  • I hate having to reboot my stoopid windows box at work. #pointlesstweet #
  • Why aren't there more laser-based weapons out there? Is the power efficiency just too prohibitive? Too fragile? #weirdthoughts #
  • Do they attenuate too rapidly in the air to deliver significant amounts of energy over a distance? #
  • Everything that comes out of your mouth is scary wrong. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Obama's so wrong on energy/scary wrong on oil;… #
  • Fuckity fuck fuck. They're initiating a password change policy for our computers @ work. Every 60 days. πŸ˜› #
  • So that's now 3 different passwords I use on a daily basis that now force changes: domain, exchange, iseries. #
  • Why is it that journos have no problem asking questions about Quadaffi's sanity yet are mum when Bachman, Palin, Beck, et al speak? #
  • *sigh* Blogging about politics again. I couldn't help myself. http://wp.me/pvWzg-fc #
  • I've got all three stars and a feather on every level. #angrybirds needs an update!! #
  • Kids should not be allowed on the team their parent coaches. It's distracting to the coach when the kid's a whiny brat. πŸ˜› #
  • At the batting cages for the turkey's baseball practice. Giving advice like I know what I'm talking about πŸ˜‰ #
  • Happy birthday to my favorite Canuckistanian grape grower @pixelsnake! πŸ˜€ #
  • BREAKING:New Documents revealed- Government thinks it can arrest you for sharing YouTube videos: http://t.co/02CQPVz via @demandprogress #
  • Busy CyberLizard is busy too πŸ˜› RT @Mrs_Skwirl42: Busy Sophie is busy. in reply to Mrs_Skwirl42 #
  • It's Porktober 8th! Head into Seaside Town and do some Trick or Treating! #KoL #
  • Getting excited about Frolicon coming up, in more ways than one >;-) #
  • If I lived in the Bay area I would totally do this: Sex Positive Photo Project http://bit.ly/ewIRll #
  • Lesser publicized victims of the Japan quake: the otaku http://bit.ly/fpY4kv #
  • As she said: RT @WordMistressKiz If you only follow one person, follow @CyberLizard #FF #notreally #
  • Dear App That's Thrashing My Harddrive: CUT THAT SHIT OUT! I'd like to use my computer sometime this year! >:-P #
  • Man, what's on the schedule for next Wednesday? I wanna do this! http://www.enzian.org/film/spaceballs/ #
  • .@SarahPalinUSA Idiot. US produces 2% of world oil. Drill baby drill will destroy enviro w/o doing a damn thing to prices. Moron. in reply to SarahPalinUSA #
  • Just realized that Megacon is the same weekend as Atlanta Poly Weekend. No Megacon. Oh, well. I had too much on my plate this month anyway. #
  • The dog just farted in her sleep. How can something so small make such a horrible smell?! http://t.co/Al5djdk #
  • VERY kickass! RT@Joreth: One of my fav. songs by fav artist @GeorgeHrab now has a KICKASS video: http://t.co/d9edygV #fb #
  • Explosion @ Japanese nuclear plant. Someone must have said it couldn't get any worse πŸ™ http://t.co/C0CU8Ce #
  • This is the kind of pareidolia I can get behind! http://t.co/GDoY8Zz /via @panotes #
  • Dude! @peeweeherman is on @waitwait! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-06

  • Giant peanut! #
  • You, too, can experience the thrill of the giant peanut! http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2071 #
  • I'm back in the nation's wang. W00t. πŸ˜› #
  • The only mood-altering drug I need is good porn. #myphilosophyoflife #
  • If I'm not in over my head I'm not learning anything. #myphilosophyoflife #
  • Billboards on the highway for hotels that show adorable sleeping puppies are cheating. #
  • Who is this Oscar person? #
  • Heartburn, make like a tree and get the hell out of my chest. #
  • I pretty much agree, though he left out the Mighty Eagle. I'm still on the fence on this one. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angry_birds #
  • This->The gender smΓΆrgΓ₯sbord http://pervocracy.blogspot.com/2011/02/gender-smorgasbord.html #
  • What could be better than Doctor Who + LEGO? http://bit.ly/eRt8wD #
  • In case you had any doubts about how fucked up, #antisex #antiwoman Catholic dogma is: http://bit.ly/gdRWQB #fb #
  • How is it that so many stupid people work for software companies? #
  • When poop puns meet space puns: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2341/ #
  • I completely forgot to show y'all my new Docs! http://gdzl.la/9n4B4p #
  • Feces are impacting against rotating air circulation devices here at work. I'm just laughing & pointing at the ppl in the splash zone #
  • At another big fat Greek birthday party at a (sorta) Greek restaurant. A wee bit noisy. Big surprise πŸ˜‰ #
  • Very cool! RT @mari_ness: I'm the featured poet in this month's Ideomancer, with interview and three poems: http://www.ideomancer.com/?p=599 #
  • What she said–> RT @Mrs_Skwirl42: Slept, kinda. Awake, sorta. Grumpy, lotsa. #
  • I have determined that I suck at Alice's Army as much as I do at CCGs IRL #KoL #
  • What she said–> RT @pervocracy: New post! "Good, Giving, Game." http://t.co/obdYTyW Dan Savage… not really takedown, but commentary. #
  • Not sure of the new iPhone @twitter app update. Autocomplete is great but the trending bar that keeps popping up is annoying as fuck. #
  • I really like Rage Against The Machine. #pointlesstweet #
  • RT @pervocracy: New post! Probably better thought out then the last one! "Face beyond beauty." http://bit.ly/eoNib5 #
  • At the Turkey's first real game! #
  • I totally could have been a tyrannical dictator except for the whole being a slacker thing. #
  • All in all it's a fair trade off. Being a dictator is nothing but work, work, work. Don't let the glamour of Kim Jong Il fool you. #
  • Baseball is booooooring. There. I said it. #
  • A parent just shouted, "Get a run and I'll give you a hundred dollars!" I'm hoping this was done in just. #
  • Jonesing for an #angrybirds update #
  • Black handkerchief, back left pocket. Any significance? #
  • I love ice cream sandwiches. #pointlesstweet #
  • Game over. Now we're going to Hot Dog Heaven for lunchie-munchies πŸ™‚ #
  • I still love my Doc's #pointlesstweet http://t.co/HLnFEgd #
  • My wife's grandmother is crazy. "I can't go shopping, I heard on Fox that the orientals are blowing up the dams." What is she hearing?! #
  • My son just told me he's sick of my stupid "your mom" jokes. I told him that his mom was sick of my stupid jokes. #
  • Everybody wants some http://t.co/xbX4GBw #
  • Oh. Em. Gee. http://t.co/T2l6wfj #
  • I would SO have fun with this! #dragonage http://t.co/3GN0HLs #
  • I made it out of the comic book store without buying anything. Undecided if that's a good thing or not. #
  • #iftwitterwashighschool I'd be a total freaking rock star from Mars #
  • How painful are eyebrow piercings? Like on a scale from 1 to OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-27

  • Done at the clinic. Nothing new; no ear infection, just lots of congestion & drainage. SOP #
  • Who knew canuckistan was such a dangerous place?! http://twitpic.com/42bz3a #
  • If I'm gotta go, I want it to be like this: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2332/ #
  • A 3-meter long #LEGO ship. I feel so inadequate http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/253061 #
  • For once I am NOT pleased to realize that it's a day later in the week than I thought it was. Gotta get shit done today πŸ˜› #
  • I'm retweeting this from one of those phones. From a ground car πŸ™‚ RT @RedheadLassie: I loved today's xkcd: http://xkcd.com/ #
  • Gotta love the future. Left my work notes at home. @JSWadley took a picture of them and texted to me! #
  • My little turkey is having his first scrimmage practice in uniform. He's in center field πŸ™‚ #
  • They don't enforce on-deck areas; someone's gonna get a bat in the mouth the way these kids just swing bats around :-/ #
  • Turkey got a hit! Made it to third! #
  • Seconded! RT @RigPants_OFace: I love sleep and sleep loves me. There, I said it and I'm not ashamed. #
  • What day of the week is it? #
  • In the office parking lot for the launch #
  • Congrats on reaching space, Discovery! Beautiful launch. #
  • Jebus. Listening to NPR. On the phone with guy in Lybia. Listening to explosions & gunfire. Opposition took over 5 tanks! 0.o #
  • Hiccups + heartburn = uncomfortableness #
  • I left my goddamn mother fucking wallet at home & I have to fucking drive back to fucking get it & be late. Also, I have hiccups. #
  • Wow. There's a band from the 80's called Blow Monkeys. They're not as good as you would think. #
  • When did Quadaffi change the spelling of his name? #
  • Wrestling with SQL on DB2/AS400 πŸ˜› #
  • My last job was integrating with a COBOL CICS system on the OS/390 that ran on VSAM flat files! #
  • Wow, my keyboard is dirty. Maybe I should stop eating lunch at my desk. Nah! #
  • I meant to include photographic evidence of my slovenliness in my last tweet. http://gdzl.la/9kYUTu #
  • This!! -> http://thisisindexed.com/2011/02/damn-science/ #provax #autism #vaccines #
  • Done with work, hitting the road to Atlanta to see the incomparable @kelleytastic! #
  • I hope that @Scarleteen is still around in 5-6 years when my kid is a teen. What a fantastic resource! in reply to Scarleteen #
  • Want!!! I still geek-out when I see one of these! http://gdzl.la/9m2UAy #
  • Few things can compare to the awesomeness of Richard Cheese covering NiN's Closer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPpn2vbgYA&sns=em #
  • Passing Gainesville. All the Gators fans in the house, lemme hear you shout! #
  • It's been almost 20 years since I've performed Carmina Burana. I still love singing along with it. πŸ™‚ #
  • Georgia. I am in you. #
  • Giant peanut! #
  • That is one beef rib. http://gdzl.la/9mfDHe #
  • The bone. http://gdzl.la/9mfG8H #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-20

  • Someone, somewhere, is regretting issuing me a blog license http://bit.ly/ghGkQT #
  • Top my bottom #rejectedcandyhearts #
  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Blog post by me? Definitely leaning towards worst http://bit.ly/ghGkQT #
  • I'm dying. Just in case anyone cares. #
  • In other words, I have a cold and am being melodramatic πŸ˜› >>RT @CyberLizard: I'm dying. Just in case anyone cares. #
  • I'm dying. I think I have malaria. #
  • I think I've headed off the malaria before it turned into ebola. I may just live through this. #
  • If you're the vice president of the teachers union I would think that using proper grammar during an interview would be required. #
  • I'm alive. And at work. Don't push it. #
  • Who knew recovery from malaria would be so quick. I'm actually feeling human today. Just in time for a buttload of meetings today πŸ˜› #
  • There's some sort of weird cop convention on the 417. I've seen cars from 6 different jurisdictions on the sides of the road. #
  • Corporate Training Summary: we're not going to train you to advance, only to allow you to get your job done. #
  • When, oh when will this dreary winter end? *snicker* http://gdzl.la/9iXjQk #
  • #protip RT @M1k303: Just learned the hard way: when you spit on a windy day, spit WITH the wind. #worksforpeeingtoo #
  • Max telling us about a play with just-so story about how spider got long legs. Concludes with "that's not true, they just evolved that way" #
  • We're at a BBQ restaurant. I have a feeling I'm going to go over a bit on calories today. #
  • That there is a mound of BBQ. http://gdzl.la/9iYvQT #
  • Wii fit is a lying sack of shit. there is no fucking way I've gained 1.8lbs >:-( #
  • OUTRAGE: House votes to bar Planned Parenthood from federal funding. Speak out. http://www.ppaction.org/IStandWithPP #StandWithPP #
  • How horrible a parent am I if the sound of my daughter's voice pierces my brain & drives me crazy? She finds the perfect frequency! #
  • An ant just bit me on the neck. Are there vampire ants? Should I be worried? #watchingtoomuchbuffy #
  • Whew! It's over 80f here! Guess summer's starting πŸ˜› #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-13

  • .@kingmabus2334 Keep 'em coming, dude! You're excellent comedy relief! #
  • We are back in civilization! #
  • You can get a harness and walk them. They generally poo in one specific place all the time. Oh, and warm baths set off their need to poo. #
  • The only reason I *might* watching the Super Bowl is because in one of the commercials there's a clue to unlock a level in Angry Birds #
  • Me: We've reached the sitting on the sofa tweeting together stage. @mrs_skwirl42: Achievement unlocked! #
  • One year ago I met the canuckistanian love of my life in person. Who knew a cross-continental romance could stay so strong? <3 @Mrs_Skwirl42 #
  • I <3 my lil sis RT @iambasspro: @CyberLizard helping with my shirt! He was my hero when I was little! I love him! http://twitpic.com/3xlrr1 #
  • If a "your mom" joke is good enough for Mohammed, they're good enough for me! http://www.jesusandmo.net/2011/02/08/birth/ #
  • We just had an all-hands corporate meeting. It was all about handling balls & growing pipelines. A good time was had by all. #
  • Awww, aren't they cute! (@Mrs_Skwirl42)http://yfrog.com/hsppsipj #
  • The Catholics have an app. For confession. *headdesk* http://n.pr/fVnoGG #
  • Apparently, being a father requires shouting instructions to your kid out on the field. Funny, I thought the coaches were supposed to teach. #
  • It is funny how much advice I'm remembering from my baseball days. All 2 seasons of it 28 years ago. #
  • Damn, some of these kids are more ADHD than I am! Though I was more of the dreamy, distracted type than hyper & annoying as hell. #
  • So next week practice starts at 7:30 and goes to 9pm. That seems crazy for a bunch of 8-9 yr olds. Bed time is 8 at our house. #
  • Word nerd! @CyberLizard scored 531 in The Times #WordNerd test. Discover your score at: http://thetim.es/word-nerd #
  • Because, really, Jesus with lasers would be really cool http://www.explosm.net/comics/2321/ #
  • Argh! My day is now filled with an unresolved tension! http://xkcd.com/859/ #
  • My todo list is fucking huge. Sometimes being a slacker takes a lot of work *sigh* #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-06

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-30

  • And I'm headed back home to change. Forgot it was business casual today; hafta put real pants on πŸ˜› #downwithpants #
  • Least quoted bible verse: Bruce 4:69 "Bend over, therefore, and let the Lord come in to your soul." #
  • This is EXACTLY what happened to me! http://bit.ly/eGdUNe #
  • Did DM just make first contact with me? RT drmabusa1991: @CyberLizard @aagblog THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION – JAN 1, 2011OMENS OF DEATH: #
  • I nominate @NASA for a Shorty Award in #science because, srsly, people are living in SPACE. On a SPACE STATION!!! #
  • Ooh, Randi and @edbrayton? Fun! RT @jref: James Randi interview on Declaring Independence with Ed Brayton http://bit.ly/e5zjF0 #
  • I am going home to sleep off this stupid sinus infection. That or get out the dremel tool to relieve pressure. #
  • Good morning twitterverse! My sinuses don't feel like they're going to make my eyeballs pop out today! #
  • On my way home. That is all. #
  • The internet has no idea how fortunate it is that it can't transmit smells from this room. #
  • Goddamn jesus chicken RT @queerunity: Chick-fil-A Tied to Anti-Gay Funding Campaigns http://alturl.com/brsrg #LGBT #
  • Must. Resist. Table of death http://gdzl.la/9dz3qf #
  • Because who doesn't love a heartwarming story about stray dogs? http://bit.ly/i0zatc #
  • <insert naughty response> πŸ˜‰ RT @RedheadLassie: Working is hard when a kitty wants your attention… http://twitpic.com/3tvc0k #
  • #KoL combat macros are kewl! #
  • They better not give me trouble for the 4.5" in my pants! RT @crazywtf: Airport sec off brand 3" toy gun "firearm" http://bit.ly/hCEARH #
  • The hammer is my penis. #
  • .@palmd One should never go too long without a dose of Joss. in reply to palmd #
  • Wow, evil+sociopath RT @dazzleeyes: RT @StopBeck: Well, @MonsantoCo is now sponsoring Glenn Beck. \\ Yikes! Now we have to double boycott! #
  • Boo! #downwithpants RT @dazzleeyes: Ladies and Gentlemen: I have gotten dressed. #
  • Wow, a death threat by DM in the same breath as @szvan @pzmyers! Does this mean I've made the big leagues? πŸ˜€ #
  • Linux>Mac>Your mom>Windows #
  • I <3 sandhill cranes. They're only 1 meter tall dinosaurs, yet they'll take on anything. Like the one I just saw threatening a car. πŸ™‚ #
  • What she said -> RT @RedheadLassie: Today is busy and crazy. Blah. #
  • Annual review, I despise thee. #
  • Holy Flatulence, was I busy today! And it's not over yet. Got a bday party to go to, then back to code πŸ˜› #
  • As a parent, this makes perfect sense to me >RT @palmd: Parenthood, Not Abortion, Linked to Mental Illness – http://nyti.ms/eEJXzm #
  • I still cringe every time I hear "Go for throttle-up" #challenger #
  • I'm at Papou's big fat Greek birthday party πŸ™‚ #
  • Fuck, sensory overload. These Greeks are loud! And I'm starving. #introvert #
  • Fuck. The. GOP. RT @Noadi: House GOP wants to redefine "rape" http://bit.ly/gYLDyp #
  • . @JSWadley's cousin has a magnificent ginger beard. I'm feeling inadequate. :-/ #beardenvy #
  • I haz a yummy! http://gdzl.la/9dVbom #
  • I hate moving. Really. A lot. Like, a whole lot. I would seriously consider giving up a testicle if it would get me out of moving. #
  • I am so weak and out of shape. It's really quite pitiful. #
  • Since I've received questions, I'll clarify πŸ˜‰ I hate moving house. Passionately. #
  • And to further clarify, I am helping my dad move today. I will be moving my household probably in a few months. #
  • Note to self: Your mom jokes are awkward when used on your siblings. #protip #
  • Finally heading home. Lower back tight but not spasming, so that's good. Ready for a shower. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-23

  • Statements like this from our elected reps cause me to despair for our nation RT@edbrayton: Dumbass Quote of the Day… http://bit.ly/fcS6QR #
  • "Come to the golden-brown side!" "Delicious yummy pancake am I" "Must be another drill" http://gdzl.la/9aFBBG #
  • Doing important culinary science #scio11 #notreally http://gdzl.la/9aCCWV #
  • Who knew I would like dick so much! http://gdzl.la/9aFVsN #
  • The sad part about making epic breakfast? You still have to clean the kitchen. πŸ™ #
  • Butts county <insert appropriate rear-end pun or wisecrack here> #
  • Would I giggle more if I lived in Butts County, GA or Cumming, GA? #
  • Giant peanut! #
  • FLORIDA I AM IN YOU #
  • Watch and Download Movies Online – http://goo.gl/ka3Ud #
  • Watch and Download Movies Online – http://goo.gl/YbX4U #
  • Just finished Time Bandits. Forgot what a strange movie that was. #
  • About to show my kids @peeweeherman's Big Adventure for the first time! #
  • "I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!" #
  • "You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie; a rebel." I tell this to all the girls; it's good advice. #
  • http://goo.gl/D0adR #
  • Watch and Download Movies Online – http://goo.gl/xovkn #
  • Hey, @twitter, what's up with this Mobile Web connection that keeps getting approved after I unauthorized it & why is it sending spam?! #
  • Gotta love the Vatican! RT @nytimes: Vatican Warned Bishops Not to Report Child Abuse http://nyti.ms/hCZAzP #fb #
  • Whew! Head-down coding all day today, but I made that AS400/RPG/Java process my bitch! #
  • *sigh* I suppose I'll get up now. πŸ˜› #
  • Did NOT want to get up this morning. Stupid work, bribing me with stupid money to make me come in. #
  • New post: With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel http://bit.ly/gJCRe3 #
  • I'll believe it when I see it RT @thinkgeek: Duke Nukem Forever set for 5/3/11 US release, 14 years after being 1st ann: http://j.mp/edADcL #
  • Poor, poor, misunderstood vatican :'-( RT @BibleAlsoSays: Vatican says its Irish abuse letter misunderstood http://tinyurl.com/4caeh6h #
  • "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" #lyrics Proposing #polyamory or #groupsex #
  • This is why I don't get invited to karaoke: http://bit.ly/gJCRe3 #
  • Anyone play the Call of Cthulhu card game? http://bit.ly/i9n43H Seems intriguing. #
  • My son is kicking my arse at Spellfire :-/ #
  • Up early on a Saturday but it's for a good cause; @JSWadley & I are going to paint happy little trees at a Bob Ross workshop! πŸ˜€ #
  • A painter is me! http://gdzl.la/9cc4Ng #
  • Art! http://gdzl.la/9cini9 #
  • I had fun painting happy little trees! I want to do it again, same painting, now that I know what I'm doing πŸ˜‰ #BobRoss #
  • Boy, religious people will find anything to worship! http://gdzl.la/9ch7T6 #
  • .@jswadley is rocking out in the car to Erasure. I don't wanna hear any more about my 80's music thing. πŸ˜‰ #
  • Things you don't want your date to have to say to you: "Can you please stop talking about whale penises now?" I blame @scicurious #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-16

  • Good FSM, the patchouli is overwhelming! I HATE that fucking smell!!! #
  • According to my 4yo, a "rock 'n roll" song consists of singing at the top of her lungs and concludes with a shouted "Yeah!" #
  • Story of my life RT @Mrs_Skwirl42: Why did work have to come and ruin a perfectly good day? :-p #
  • The other story of my life: http://xkcd.com/844/ #
  • So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong! http://bit.ly/ejZbpz #
  • Oh, yeah, I haven't whored myself out for votes for a while. Everyone who votes for me gets free oral sex! http://bit.ly/fB5tVX #
  • Just realised that the first of May falls on a weekend again this year! I'm thinking this party should be an annual event! #
  • Wow, this is… totally wrong about me! http://personas.media.mit.edu/ #
  • I'm very curious to know where it got some of the things it's attributing to me. http://personas.media.mit.edu/ #
  • .@almightygod The best part is that @megank1991 claims Twitter isn't an "open forum"! Teh twitterz: U R doin it rong! #
  • Watch movies online – http://bit.ly/eVKIrN #
  • I despise insurance companies. Especially health insurance. I hate them more than I hate banks. And that's a lot. Fuck. #
  • "Putting you in charge of your health care dollars" "Giving you more flexibility to choose healthcare." Bull-fucking-shit #
  • #secretConfession I still laugh hysterically at Big Mouth Billy Bass. (Parenthetical confession: I *own* a Big Mouth Billy Bass) #
  • My love of Oregon can be summed up in this place: http://www.ezorchards.com/ #
  • What's wrong with this picture? #wefindtheweirdestthingsinthefreezer http://gdzl.la/99hrcC #
  • I know it shouldn't bother me, but it still annoys me when drive-thru order takers call me ma'am. #
  • Watch movies online – http://goo.gl/Ec6i7 #
  • This is why we can't have nice things: I blogged again – The origin of Wednesday http://bit.ly/dTPkvI #
  • Don't forget, I've reentered the blogosphere with a (squishy) bang: http://j.mp/faNQOu #
  • Nommy-nommy Indian food for lunch! #
  • Wow. The office is devoid of life at this hour. Almost worth getting up early to experience. #
  • What the fuck, I'm now a Libra?!? Oh, wait, it's all bullshit. Never mind. #
  • I think the little animated guy on rapidshare.com without a pro account is cute! #
  • Fucking zodiacs, how do they work? #
  • Note the subtle irony and delicate hypocrisy of my retweet RT @WongoWoman: Plagiarism rules! #
  • RT @dangerouslilly: Maybe Little Bunny FooFoo had a good reason for boppin the field mice on the head. Maybe the Good Fairy should STFU. #
  • Must b why magnetic north keeps shifting; it's avoiding foxes! RT @alumiere: Foxes use Earth's magnetic field to hunt: http://bit.ly/eEsi9e #
  • Cruising down the highway on my way to Atlanta #
  • And tweeting with voice recognition software! #
  • I'm partying like it's 1999 bitches! #
  • Howdy Georgia!! #
  • Giant peanut! #
  • I'm freezing my ass off. Because it's 32 degrees. And I'm driving through Butts county. #
  • Download full movies – http://goo.gl/JS5VX #
  • 5/5 caches found in one day! It's so much different #geocaching with another adult than with kids πŸ™‚ #

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