Posts Tagged humor
Be careful what you wish for
Posted by CyberLizard in Stuff on October 2, 2009
Especially when you’re bored on Twitter.
Since my tweeple were being boring, I tweeted this to get a little action going:
 @CyberLizard |
You tweeple are being boring this afternoon. Spice it up a little. Throw in some cross-dressing midget pole-dancing or something. C’mon! |
Wouldn’t you know it, my good buddy @RelUnrelated came through with the following video. All I can say is, enjoy!
Very few things are this amusing
Posted by CyberLizard in Religion, Stuff on September 29, 2009
Srsly. And it is the perfect activity for Blasphemy Day tomorrow.
Cover up, for god's sake!
Remember paper dolls? And those Color-form things? This is even better: Jesus Dress Up! Don’t let him get all cold, hanging up there; dress him up!
And in case anyone is looking for any gift ideas, they sell refrigerator magnet sets. I’m just sayin’.
These made me giggle
Posted by CyberLizard in Stuff on September 20, 2009
Just a few of the search terms people use to find my little corner of teh intertubes:
- porno
- cool shit
- really cool shit science
- fuck duck
- horses ass
I wonder if the person searching for “cool shit” was the same one looking for “really cool shit science”. Perhaps they were refining their query parameters?
Meme Bandwagon Time
Posted by CyberLizard in Uncategorized on September 17, 2009
Fuck a duck!
Posted by CyberLizard in Stuff on June 3, 2009
I love you, Greg, for exposing me to this. I am truly and thoroughly corrupted.
Ain’t that the truth!
Posted by CyberLizard in Sex on June 3, 2009
Dude, people are way too complicated
via xkcd
Fresh new face of the Republican party!
Posted by CyberLizard in Politics on May 27, 2009
I’m not even sure where to begin with this one.
Dear Mom, I’ve met the man of my dreams and I couldn’t be happier….
Is Glenn Beck going to be a grandfather? ‘Cause insanity of Beckian proportions is the only way I can see someone thinking this was a good choice for a family portrait. Actually, the more I think about it, the more it seems likely that this is the new poster family of the Republican Party. Let’s go through the checklist:
- White? Check
- Male dominance? Check
- Family values? Check
- Appropriate use of firearm? Check
- Appropriate use of sperm? Check
You know, there’s only one thing missing from this picture to make them the perfect poster family…
Go forth and multiply... and shoot anyone who disagrees with you
Fixed 
That must be some shitty food
Posted by CyberLizard in Stuff on March 12, 2009
via The Goddess, who is always on the lookout for high-class content for my crappy blog 
Preventing disease
Posted by CyberLizard in Religion on March 6, 2009
I don’t think I’d call this a FAIL, seems like good advice to me
Courtesy of FAILBlog.org
Go watch this right fucking now
Posted by CyberLizard in Uncategorized on February 26, 2009
Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Wil. I have such a man-crush on you.
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
