Posts Tagged humor

Be careful what you wish for

Especially when you’re bored on Twitter.

Since my tweeple were being boring, I tweeted this to get a little action going:

@CyberLizard

@CyberLizard

You tweeple are being boring this afternoon. Spice it up a little. Throw in some cross-dressing midget pole-dancing or something. C’mon!

Wouldn’t you know it, my good buddy @RelUnrelated came through with the following video. All I can say is, enjoy!

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Very few things are this amusing

Srsly. And it is the perfect activity for Blasphemy Day tomorrow.

Cover up, for god's sake!

Cover up, for god's sake!

Remember paper dolls? And those Color-form things? This is even better: Jesus Dress Up! Don’t let him get all cold, hanging up there; dress him up!

And in case anyone is looking for any gift ideas, they sell refrigerator magnet sets. I’m just sayin’.

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These made me giggle

Just a few of the search terms people use to find my little corner of teh intertubes:

  • porno
  • cool shit
  • really cool shit science
  • fuck duck
  • horses ass

I wonder if the person searching for “cool shit” was the same one looking for “really cool shit science”. Perhaps they were refining their query parameters?

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Meme Bandwagon Time

I couldn’t resist; this jackass is just so darned cute!

You have to go here to see the best website in the world!

Srsly, go here now.

That is all.

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Fuck a duck!

I love you, Greg, for exposing me to this. I am truly and thoroughly corrupted.

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Ain’t that the truth!

Dude, people are way too complicated

Dude, people are way too complicated

via xkcd

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Fresh new face of the Republican party!

I’m not even sure where to begin with this one.

Dear Mom, I’ve met the man of my dreams and I couldn’t be happier….

Dear Mom, I’ve met the man of my dreams and I couldn’t be happier….

Is Glenn Beck going to be a grandfather? ‘Cause insanity of Beckian proportions is the only way I can see someone thinking this was a good choice for a family portrait. Actually, the more I think about it, the more it seems likely that this is the new poster family of the Republican Party. Let’s go through the checklist:

  • White? Check
  • Male dominance? Check
  • Family values? Check
  • Appropriate use of firearm? Check
  • Appropriate use of sperm? Check

You know, there’s only one thing missing from this picture to make them the perfect poster family…

Go forth and multiply... and shoot anyone who disagrees with you

Go forth and multiply... and shoot anyone who disagrees with you

Fixed 🙂

via Awkward Family Photos

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That must be some shitty food

via The Goddess, who is always on the lookout for high-class content for my crappy blog 😉

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Preventing disease

I don’t think I’d call this a FAIL, seems like good advice to me 😉

Courtesy of FAILBlog.org

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Go watch this right fucking now

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Wil. I have such a man-crush on you.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

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