Category: WTF

I want to kick Jesus in the nuts! »

I am royally pissed off right now. I mean seriously pissed. Back in 2008 I came out as an atheist. I fully expected some friends or family to have a hissy-fit, but the idea that there would be workplace ramifications never entered my mind. In my place of employment, that kind of crap is kept [...]

Is Rush Limpdick really this fucktarded? »

Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio heavyweight declared on his program Wednesday that the United States needed to return to racially segregated buses.
Referring to an incident in which a white student was beaten by black students on a bus, Limbaugh said: “I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable [...]

You stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about! »

Sometimes I just have to wonder if some people have any fucking brains at all. Via ajc.com:

Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I [...]

Un-fucking-acceptable »

It’s a good thing I’m not a teacher in Seminole County, because they would fire the hell out of me if they caught wind of my blog. I mean, if all it took for John Wolfe to get fired is to drop the f-bomb a few times and sound a little depressed on his LiveJournal, [...]

What is up with the White House’s blag feed? »

I like teh blogs. I’ve got 140 subscriptions in my Google Reader. So on inauguration day, I was excited to check out a new whitehouse.gov and see that they had a blog. I immediately signed up. Lately I’ve been regretting that decision. Why? Because every few days they fuck up their RSS feed and every [...]

The brilliance of the WorldNutDaily is truly astounding »

OMFSM! The WorldNutDaily has outdone themselves. They have reached new heights (or depths, depending on your perspective) of mind-numbing stupidity. In an effort to save their readers from enduring the intellectual trauma of actually trying to form a coherent and reasonable thought, they are now offering for sale the complete collection of “Politically Incorrect Guides”. [...]

What the fuck is wrong with South Carolina? »

See what I just did there in the title of this post? I just committed a felony, at least I did in South Carolina. Their state legislature passed a law that makes it a felony to “wilfully and knowingly to publish orally or in writing, exhibit, or otherwise make available material containing words, language, [...]

Zack and Miri make a … Fireproof marriage? »

So Mrs. CyberLizard went out a couple of nights ago with a girlfriend to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno. She came back raving about what a fantastic movie it was and how I had to go see it with her. Apparently it’s a Kevin Smith movie, a fact I had somehow [...]

Since I’m already ranting… »

… here’s another piece of dumbfuckery to beat your head against your desk about. Apparently the bus companies in Ontario are feeling a little threatened by people using teh intertubes to arrange carpools.

Online Carpooling Service Fined For Unregulated Transportation
from the how-dare-you-ride-with-someone-else dept
One of the great things about the web, obviously, is that it allows [...]

Pure Rant »

I hate the fucking United States Postal Service. I know, I said I don’t include “hate” in my personal ideology, but I hate the fucking United States Postal Service.
First off, we’ve got those stupid community mailboxes in my neighborhood. Not an apartment complex, but free standing houses. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I [...]

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