By CyberLizard on Sep 2, 2009 in FAIL, Florida, WTF, bureacracy bullshit, disgust, dumbfuckery, education, idiots, morons, stupidity | 3 Comments
It’s a good thing I’m not a teacher in Seminole County, because they would fire the hell out of me if they caught wind of my blog. I mean, if all it took for John Wolfe to get fired is to drop the f-bomb a few times and sound a little depressed on his LiveJournal, [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 26, 2009 in Florida, bullshit, disasters, dumbfuckery, government, morons, religion, stupidity, theistards | 0 Comments
According to Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida, we’ve been spared from the hurricanes because he stuffed a little piece of paper in a hole in a wall. Of course, it requires the wall to be in Jerusalem and the paper has to have a prayer on it to get direct action from god. In this [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 21, 2009 in CyberLizard, FAIL, blogging, stupidity | 1 Comment
*grumble,ghrmbl,gurhmbld, stoopid iPhone touch screen, gurmble,gjrjdm*
I finally get some comments on a blog post and what do I do? I fracking delete one of them!!!!1!!!111 That’s what I get for poking at my iPhone with my stubby fingers late at night. tuibguy, my apologies.
By CyberLizard on Jul 30, 2009 in Responses, WorldNutDaily, atheism, dumbfuckery, idiocy, religion, stupidity | 4 Comments
This started out as a reply to a recent comment on an older post of mine, but the commenting system told me it was too long, so I figured I’d address it out here.
In the original post, I was mocking an article the WorldNutDaily had published where they tried to prove “scientifically” that the jews [...]
By CyberLizard on Jul 26, 2009 in idiocy, idiots, me, morons, stupidity | 0 Comments
I asked myself that question when I first heard about this. Geez, talk about stupid.
Fast forward to today. I’m on a family trip to Disney. Walking through the park the idea strikes me that it would be fun to tweet what’s happening. No need to stop, I can tweet on the go. I was [...]
By CyberLizard on May 27, 2009 in humor, politics, stupidity | 1 Comment
I’m not even sure where to begin with this one.
Is Glenn Beck going to be a grandfather? ‘Cause insanity of Beckian proportions is the only way I can see someone thinking this was a good choice for a family portrait. Actually, the more I think about it, the more it seems likely that this is [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 29, 2009 in religion, separation of church and state, stupidity, torture | 0 Comments
If we’re going to have the state sponsor putting a person being tortured on a license plate, I say we need fair representation of all forms of torture. Waterboarding is big in the news, but let’s not forget our old favorites like being drawn-and-quartered, getting put in the iron maiden or being staked to an [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 17, 2009 in politics, stupidity, teabagging | 0 Comments
Headline from the WorldNutDaily:
If you can’t beat ‘em, bad-mouth ‘em?News anchors resort to sexual innuendo to criticize tea parties
“bad-mouth ‘em”
*giggles*
Jon Stewart chronicles this sudden reversal of roles in the mainstream media
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By CyberLizard on Apr 15, 2009 in dumbfuckery, politics, rants, republitards, stupidity | 0 Comments
A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA Palm Beach tea party: ‘Chains we can believe in’ Americans outraged by Obama’s perceived shift toward socialism
C’mon, seriously?!? For real? Our friends at the WorldNutDaily are practically having an orgasm over the hundreds of people who turned out for teabagging today.
Those braving rain showers to sound [...]
By CyberLizard on Mar 12, 2009 in dumbfuckery, morons, religion, stupidity | 7 Comments
Apparently we’re all supposed to be trembling in our boots because delusional prophet theistard David Wilkerson thinks that bad stuff is about to happen. He’s written an AN URGENT MESSAGE:
I am compelled by the Holy Spirit to send out an urgent message to all on our mailing list, and to friends and to bishops we [...]
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