Category: morons
By CyberLizard on Jan 18, 2010 in Asshats, FAIL, Jesus loves you but not today, Twitter, WTF, atheism, bullshit, bureacracy bullshit, christians, civil rights, disgust, dumbfuckery, idiots, illegal, morons, rants, republitards | 9 Comments
I am royally pissed off right now. I mean seriously pissed. Back in 2008 I came out as an atheist. I fully expected some friends or family to have a hissy-fit, but the idea that there would be workplace ramifications never entered my mind. In my place of employment, that kind of crap is kept [...]
By CyberLizard on Sep 17, 2009 in FAIL, WTF, civil rights, disgust, dumbfuckery, idiots, morons, politics, racism, republitards, violence, wingnuttery | 4 Comments
Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio heavyweight declared on his program Wednesday that the United States needed to return to racially segregated buses.
Referring to an incident in which a white student was beaten by black students on a bus, Limbaugh said: “I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable [...]
By CyberLizard on Sep 2, 2009 in FAIL, Florida, WTF, bureacracy bullshit, disgust, dumbfuckery, education, idiots, morons, stupidity | 3 Comments
It’s a good thing I’m not a teacher in Seminole County, because they would fire the hell out of me if they caught wind of my blog. I mean, if all it took for John Wolfe to get fired is to drop the f-bomb a few times and sound a little depressed on his LiveJournal, [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 26, 2009 in Florida, bullshit, disasters, dumbfuckery, government, morons, religion, stupidity, theistards | 0 Comments
According to Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida, we’ve been spared from the hurricanes because he stuffed a little piece of paper in a hole in a wall. Of course, it requires the wall to be in Jerusalem and the paper has to have a prayer on it to get direct action from god. In this [...]
By CyberLizard on Jul 26, 2009 in idiocy, idiots, me, morons, stupidity | 0 Comments
I asked myself that question when I first heard about this. Geez, talk about stupid.
Fast forward to today. I’m on a family trip to Disney. Walking through the park the idea strikes me that it would be fun to tweet what’s happening. No need to stop, I can tweet on the go. I was [...]
By CyberLizard on Jul 18, 2009 in FAIL, civil rights, disgust, dumbfuckery, equal rights, idiocy, idiots, morons, news media, racism, rants, republitards, video, wingnuttery | 0 Comments
I am still amazed at the depths of racism in this country. One of the best side effects of electing Barack Obama is that the GOP has decided to finally reveal itself as what it truly is: a bunch of racist rednecks, drunk on power, incapable of recognizing reality even if she sat on their [...]
By CyberLizard on Mar 12, 2009 in dumbfuckery, morons, religion, stupidity | 7 Comments
Apparently we’re all supposed to be trembling in our boots because delusional prophet theistard David Wilkerson thinks that bad stuff is about to happen. He’s written an AN URGENT MESSAGE:
I am compelled by the Holy Spirit to send out an urgent message to all on our mailing list, and to friends and to bishops we [...]
By CyberLizard on Oct 21, 2008 in Orlando, local, morons, stupidity | 0 Comments
From the Orlando Sentinel:
An Orlando man faces two counts of exposure of sexual organs, accused of twice driving through the Lake Jesup toll plaza on State Road 417 with his pants pulled down and his genitals exposed.
Michael John McDonnell, 39, was arrested this morning at his residence. According to an arrest affidavit, he is a [...]
By CyberLizard on Oct 9, 2008 in WTF, morons, officials, schools, stupidity | 5 Comments
Now this is just plain stupid [emphasis mine]:
TAMPA – The Rayhawk, a trend ever since Tampa Bay Rays players starting sporting them, has gotten a 12-year-old boy an in-school suspension.
“I was surprised. It’s just a hairdo, really nothing, just a hairdo,” said Zach Sharples, an honor student at Lincoln Middle in Manatee County.
Sharples said he [...]
By CyberLizard on Sep 3, 2008 in bullshit, hoa, morons, politics, stupidity | 2 Comments
You might remember this post wherein the future of my garden is threatened by my neighborhood’s Home Owners Association. You might also remember my carefully worded and researched reply. I hadn’t heard anything in response and, being very ADHD and somewhat passive-aggressive, I didn’t follow up on it. No news is good [...]
