By CyberLizard on Sep 2, 2009 in FAIL, Florida, WTF, bureacracy bullshit, disgust, dumbfuckery, education, idiots, morons, stupidity | 3 Comments
It’s a good thing I’m not a teacher in Seminole County, because they would fire the hell out of me if they caught wind of my blog. I mean, if all it took for John Wolfe to get fired is to drop the f-bomb a few times and sound a little depressed on his LiveJournal, [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 26, 2009 in Florida, bullshit, disasters, dumbfuckery, government, morons, religion, stupidity, theistards | 0 Comments
According to Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida, we’ve been spared from the hurricanes because he stuffed a little piece of paper in a hole in a wall. Of course, it requires the wall to be in Jerusalem and the paper has to have a prayer on it to get direct action from god. In this [...]
By CyberLizard on Dec 4, 2008 in Florida, PZ Myers, Pharyngula, Rollins, UCF, awesomeness, bloggers, blogging | 1 Comment
I am completely geeking out here. The author of the Pharyngula blog, the communion-wafer descecrating, cracker-gate inciting professor of biology that everyone loves to hate, PZ Myers, is coming to Florida!!!!!!!11!!!1!eleventyone!1 In his words: I’ll be speaking at the University of Central Florida on Friday, 5 December, at 7pm in Communications Building 101. Afterwards, we [...]
By CyberLizard on Oct 3, 2008 in Florida, Orlando, equal rights, gay rights, glbt | 0 Comments
Finally, some decent news from America’s wang: Orlando’s Mayor Buddy Dyer announced Thursday the city plans to extend domestic-partner benefits to gay city employees when the City Council approves changes to its employee health-care policy this coming Monday. Orlando is the first local government in central Florida to offer same-sex partner benefits to it’s employees, [...]
By CyberLizard on Sep 17, 2008 in Florida, religion, stupidity | 0 Comments
Hat tip to PZ. Apparently mice are bad. I mean, really bad. Not just, “they’re bad but we can ignore them” kind of bad, but “EXTERMINATE!” bad. So bad that even cartoon representations of them must die. According to Sheikh Muhammad Munajid, The mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers and is steered by him. and [...]
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