Category: FAIL

I want to kick Jesus in the nuts! »

I am royally pissed off right now. I mean seriously pissed. Back in 2008 I came out as an atheist. I fully expected some friends or family to have a hissy-fit, but the idea that there would be workplace ramifications never entered my mind. In my place of employment, that kind of crap is kept [...]

The kid makes vintage look good »

@Swoopy tweeted this article from the AJC about the ass-backwardness of people in Cobb county Georgia that set me off:
Jonathan Escobar says he chooses to wear clothes that express himself.  Skinny jeans, wigs, “vintage” clothing and makeup are the staples of his wardrobe. “I don’t consider myself a cross-dresser,” he said. “This is just who [...]

Is Rush Limpdick really this fucktarded? »

Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio heavyweight declared on his program Wednesday that the United States needed to return to racially segregated buses.
Referring to an incident in which a white student was beaten by black students on a bus, Limbaugh said: “I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable [...]

Un-fucking-acceptable »

It’s a good thing I’m not a teacher in Seminole County, because they would fire the hell out of me if they caught wind of my blog. I mean, if all it took for John Wolfe to get fired is to drop the f-bomb a few times and sound a little depressed on his LiveJournal, [...]

Administration FAIL! »

*grumble,ghrmbl,gurhmbld, stoopid iPhone touch screen, gurmble,gjrjdm*
I finally get some comments on a blog post and what do I do? I fracking delete one of them!!!!1!!!111 That’s what I get for poking at my iPhone with my stubby fingers late at night. tuibguy, my apologies.

If I were in charge, I’d fire Pat Buchanan »

I am still amazed at the depths of racism in this country. One of the best side effects of electing Barack Obama is that the GOP has decided to finally reveal itself as what it truly is: a bunch of racist rednecks, drunk on power, incapable of recognizing reality even if she sat on their [...]

Murder for Darwin! »

Thank you, WorldNutDaily, for clearing up our misconceptions about James von Brunn, the psycho who thought it would be fun to shoot up a Holocaust museum. See, in a WND “Exclusive” (which means that only they are fucked up enough to take credit for printing this kind of garbage) Bob Unruh reveals the real motivation [...]

Preventing disease »

I don’t think I’d call this a FAIL, seems like good advice to me
Courtesy of FAILBlog.org

random thoughts and other useless ephemera from the brain of the CyberLizard

Halfway in or halfway out? »

Depends on if you’re an optimist or pessimist, I guess.

courtesy of FAIL Blog

random thoughts and other useless ephemera from the brain of the CyberLizard

I’m sick, like Chuckie was sick* »

*Apologies to TMBG for using one of their lyrics for such a purpose
Once again I demonstrate my sick and demented humor. These pictures caused me to totally laugh out loud. This is about all my brain is good for at the moment. The world sucks, so you have to laugh. Brought [...]

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