By CyberLizard on Sep 20, 2009 in CyberLizard, I'm a lazy bum, Really cool shit science, cool shit, fun, humor, random thoughts, stuff | 1 Comment
Just a few of the search terms people use to find my little corner of teh intertubes:
porno
cool shit
really cool shit science
fuck duck
horses ass
I wonder if the person searching for “cool shit” was the same one looking for “really cool shit science”. Perhaps they were refining their query parameters?
By CyberLizard on Aug 28, 2009 in CyberLizard, Happy Monkey, family, personal | 5 Comments
The Goddess was talking to my mother on the phone the other night. She was telling my mom about some friends having marital problems and how that depresses her. See, my wife is an extremely cheerful person who can’t help but see the good in everyone. Sometimes that leads to gullibility, but mostly it’s quite [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 22, 2009 in CyberLizard, cuteness, family | 2 Comments
My sister is going to watch the lizardlings and the Goddess and I are going out on a DATE tonight! We’re going to see 500 Days of Summer. But don’t worry, I’ve got a nice juicy post coming soon wherein I give my brother an electronic whipping for being a moron. And if you’re good [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 21, 2009 in CyberLizard, FAIL, blogging, stupidity | 1 Comment
*grumble,ghrmbl,gurhmbld, stoopid iPhone touch screen, gurmble,gjrjdm*
I finally get some comments on a blog post and what do I do? I fracking delete one of them!!!!1!!!111 That’s what I get for poking at my iPhone with my stubby fingers late at night. tuibguy, my apologies.
By CyberLizard on Aug 13, 2009 in Creationism, CyberLizard, atheism, geekery, god, humanity, me, religion, science fiction | 8 Comments
One memory from childhood stands out as a pivotal moment in the formation of my beliefs. When I was in the fifth grade (I would have been 9) there was one of those Science Bowl competition thingies. The topic for my grade level was “Endangered Species”. Being the bright kid that I was, my science [...]
By CyberLizard on Aug 13, 2009 in CyberLizard, blogging, fun, pictures, politics | 3 Comments
Just something loopy I’m doing. Crappy pics, I know, but I’ve only got my iPhone with me. Click to embiggen. Transcript coming soon.
By CyberLizard on Jun 9, 2009 in CyberLizard, movies | 1 Comment
Ok, boys and girls, if you’ve ever wanted to hang with a famous blogger, now’s your chance. I will be at a special showing of “The Jerk” at the Enzian Theater in Maitland, FL @ 9:30pm tonight. It’s a private showing just for me and my faithful Lizardlings (and anyone else who buys tickets. But [...]
By CyberLizard on May 27, 2009 in CyberLizard, blogging, public service | 0 Comments
I’m a data junkie. I love tables and graphs and charts. Google Analytics provides all kinds of awesomeness in this area. One fascinating aspect of collecting all this data is that one can see where one’s traffic is coming from (if one want’s to, which this one does).
Why do you care? Because I’m going to [...]
By CyberLizard on Dec 11, 2008 in CyberLizard, blogging, me | 0 Comments
I can’t believe I missed this. Actually, I can believe it, this is me we’re talking about. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, my blogiversary! My foray into blogging began on 15 November 2007. I’ve maintained a site since 1999, mostly to host various programming projects I was working [...]
By CyberLizard on Nov 25, 2008 in CyberLizard, blogging, movies | 2 Comments
Our intrepid heros, having been denied a raunchy good time by Kirk Cameron and Jesus, decided that they would attempt a mad dash across the battlefield (well, really just a couple of exits up the highway, but I’m trying to create dramatic tension here) to try to make the 10:25pm showing of Zack and [...]
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