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What’s with all the screaming? »

Jonathan Coulton is the fucking man! And someone put together a fantastic video for his song Skullcrusher Mountain.
And in related news, JoCo is opening for They Might Be Giants! Of course, not while they’re down here where *I* am. Nooooo, that would just be too awesome. Instead, they’re playing together in places like Atlanta, GA. Poopie-heads. [...]

The Intersection of Boobies and Skepticism: or Why the Skepchicks rock »

This post started it’s young life as a response to a post by Greg Laden. Actually, it was a response to a comment on that post wherein the commenter basically laid into the Skepchicks for sexualizing themselves to attract “horndog dudes” to boost their readership and of being “dishonest” for encouraging women to know they [...]

I am having a geekgasm! »

[UPDATE: LEGOLand Florida to open at the end of 2011]
Ho. Ly. Crap. My wildest dreams are about to come true! No, not the ones about Kathy Ireland, the jell-o tub and penguins. This is even better!
Cypress Gardens to Become Legoland Florida
Just as a reminder, in case the significance of this isn’t immediately apparent: I [...]

I want to kick Jesus in the nuts! »

I am royally pissed off right now. I mean seriously pissed. Back in 2008 I came out as an atheist. I fully expected some friends or family to have a hissy-fit, but the idea that there would be workplace ramifications never entered my mind. In my place of employment, that kind of crap is kept [...]

It was only a matter of time, I suppose »

If you thought Palin teaming up with the WorldNutDaily was full of teh stoopid, check this out: Sarah “Gonna shoot some wolves, dontcha know” Palin has signed on with Faux News. Didn’t even need to go to the crazy to hear about it. Via The Washington Post:
A Fox News executive says the network will shortly [...]

I can’t imagine a cuter couple »

Here I am, putzing around in teh intertubes, looking for something to motivate me to blog. I should have known where to go first. They’ve never let me down before and it looks like they’re going to be just as much a source of lulz in 2010 as in previous years. Yes, I’m talking about [...]

I’m Back, Baby! »

Oh, yeah, you read that correctly. I’m jumping back into the blogosphere with both feet, kicking and screaming. I’ve slacked enough, gotten my head screwed back on relatively straight and now I’m ready to kick some ass!
So, what amazing posts are going to come from the mind of the CyberLizard in 2010? What incredibly insightful, [...]

Late night blogging »

Wow, two blog posts in two days! Aren’t you the lucky ones
I was basically pressured into informally participating in this NaBloPoMo copycat of NaNoWriMo but for losers who can’t hack a whole novel. What’s next, NaTweeMo? 30 140-character tweets in 30 days?
Since I’m currently babysitting a recalcitrant document conversion process, I can’t come [...]

National Novel Writing Month (or NAMBLA) 2009 »

Yes, it has been a couple of weeks since my last post. But it was full of boobie goodness, so I can be forgiven, right? Right.
In case you didn’t know, November is National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo, not NAMBLA. I don’t know why I keep screwing that up). Don’t worry, I’m not participating this year, [...]

BOOBIES! »

Ahem. Now that I’ve gotten your attention (and I know I made y’all look), let me explain. Very few people can claim to not like boobies. Men and women both generally appreciate a nice rack. At least the men and women I hang out with do. YMMV.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, boobies. Boobies are [...]

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