Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-20


  • Taking poor @kelleytastic to the urgent care clinic so her little head doesn't explode 🙁 #
  • Look, #powerband knock-offs! Now with the power of titanium! *facepalm* http://t.co/94ekqkO #
  • My new pickup line: Baby, you're hotter than the melting core of a Japanese nuclear reactor! #whatdoyouthink #toosoon #
  • I'm so proud! My boy just cracked his first "your mom" joke! #
  • I just saw a picture of Joss Whedon for the first time. He's got a round face and a ginger neck beard like me! #
  • I got Colonel Brandon on the The which Jane Austen hero are you Test at OkCupid. http://t.co/5WzjvdW via @OkCupid #
  • The yellow face, it burns us! We must crawl under the nice blanketses and hide! #
  • Japanese nuclear meltdown, Bahrain declares martial law, unions are being destroyed AND I have heartburn. Can't get much worse, eh? 😛 #
  • I spoke too soon. There's a public radio pledge drive. #
  • Dr appt done, now on to stoopid client meeting. Then my annual review this afternoon. #likeyoucare #
  • Tonight is Spaceballs at @EnzianTheater! I've got a date with a hottie, @xhaelx! We're gonna troll for hawt chicks 😉 #
  • Doesn't matter as long as it comes in a box>> RT @TerilynnS: RT @SigHolmes: What kind of wine goes with pork rinds? < White Zinfandel #
  • Survived my annual review. Didn't get nagged about my lack of paperwork skillz this time. #winning #
  • Ugh, meetings non-stop from 10:30 – 2:30 today 😛 #
  • I'm so sorry, Twitter. I have to tell you something. I've been cheating on you lately with Facebook *sob* Please forgive me! #
  • It's all fun&games till someone loses an eye! RT @GeorgeHrab: Every playful pillow fight is just one zipper strike away from ocular tragedy. #
  • If you're not in over your head, you're not learning anything. #
  • Gotta go get ready for my date tonight! Second date with this girl 🙂 #
  • Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody wang chung tonight! #
  • Good morning twitter! Thank you all for the #FF love yesterday. Y'all are so smart to recommend me! 😉 #
  • Let's get today going! Got home from my date at 9am, took a nap, ate some food so now I'm almost fully functional! #
  • Fuck me it's hot out here! I miscalculated by wearing black jeans to the ball park. #wardrobefail #
  • The boy just got another hit!!! #
  • If only the kid behind mine in the lineup didn't suck the boy could actually get around the bases. #
  • My girl (4), just explained to her little friend that boys can marry boys and girls can marry girls. 😀 #
  • Getting ready to celebrate #julanakah Holy crap, has it already been a year since the last one?! #
  • For those not cool enough to know, #julanakah is the annual celebration of the Holy @shamrockjulie's birth! #
  • Did I miss something? Is the US srsly getting militarily involved in Lybia? What, was the air force itching to use some new toys? 😛 #
  • Wow, have times changed! http://t.co/5hcQmqK #
  • You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you. You let me penetrate you. #
  • Bow down before the one you serve; you're going to get what you deserve. #
  • I am sofa king tired. Apparently staying out all night makes one very tired the next day. Who knew? #
  • Galileoscope and the SOOPERMOON! http://t.co/bCX2qD7 #

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