Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-02


  • Found the Ft Mellon geocache w/the lizardlings. Froze my nubbins off out here! #
  • Yummy dinner, English style! Prime rib, Yorkshire puddings, Brussels sprouts with pancetta, mashed potatoes! NOM! http://gdzl.la/94QPvF #
  • Finally opened the bottle of maple wine from @pixelsnake's vineyard. Heavenly!! And poured over vanilla ice cream? To die for! #
  • Yay! for Doctor Who Christmas episodes! #
  • Jack Frost visited Florida last night! http://gdzl.la/95mtGu #
  • Goddamnit, I hate abusive bastards. Fuck fuck fuck. #
  • Oh maple sugar Santa, your head is so delicious!!! http://gdzl.la/95BNF6 #
  • I used to argue ad nauseum with a girl in high school about crystals and such. I couldn't buy it. But I did end up marrying her #skepticTale #
  • I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard this expression 🙂 RT @Jillus: Holy assballs it's cold out there #
  • RT @dangerbarrow: @CyberLizard this one's for you http://flic.kr/p/95KTNR || Oh yeah! Giggity-giggity! #
  • I played all these games! RT @nerdbastards: Forgotten 80s Nintendo Games http://bit.ly/dQ0Tyk #
  • Don't you hate it when you've been painstakingly sucking a peppermint stick for a hour, getting it to a sharp point, and the tip breaks off? #
  • This is a wee bit creepy, even for me: Muppets with people eyes http://bit.ly/hcv0iS #
  • What is orange and purple all over? A panda with a purple diaper rash. This joke courtesy of my 4yo girl. #
  • #SecretConfession I like comic-sans. #
  • Mine is one of perhaps ten vehicles in the office parking lot. Remind me to save a vacation day for NYE next year 😛 #
  • My twitter stream is peppered with time travelers; some people are already in 2011! Where's my TARDIS, damn it?! #
  • You know what the best part about being one of the few present in the office today? The motion lights don't come on! Yay! for natural light #
  • It's a New Year's Resolution, not a New Years Resolution, right? Even though the resolution belongs to me and not to the new year? #
  • "How can anybody ever NOT need a gunship?" #SchlockWisdom #
  • RT @pixelsnake: “@lousycanuck: New post: Just have sex, people, and enjoy it. – http://www.lousycanuck.ca/?p=4634” = Me 🙂 #
  • Newsflash: Mercury has dick to to with anything here on Earth, retrograde or not. What are we, like fucking 2 year olds? #
  • #SecretConfession2010 I like using q-tips *way* too much in my ears. #
  • Re: previous tweet: http://bit.ly/gCyVYl #
  • ZOMG beware teh coffee table!!!!1!!! http://nyti.ms/fuckingdumb via @RichardA #
  • Bored now! #
  • Fuck. Now what am I supposed to do with the 10 rolls of film I've got at home? RIP Kodachrome http://bit.ly/etdtwj #
  • Huh, I kinda like it RT @crazywtf: Jones Soda has a new "inappropriate" ad… #wtf http://bit.ly/eQYoe8 #
  • This is geeky-cool: What sorting algorithms *sound* like http://su.pr/28yjgi #
  • I am SO doing this the next time I build my own pc: The Lego Computer http://su.pr/3dTxkf #
  • I am NEVER going in the water again! http://su.pr/2otv9d #
  • Do you know where your condoms are? This could happen to you! Accidental condom inhalation. http://su.pr/2FM3PJ #
  • I lolled! RT @briandgregory: Call of Dookie #crapvideogames #
  • Did I really just use the phrase "god's green earth"? Enculturalization goes deeper than I realized. #badAtheist #
  • RT @crazywtf: This is disgusting. I have no idea what to say. #wtf http://bit.ly/gyl1GH || @edbrayton will love this one >:-( #
  • I resolve to wear my sunglasses at night. #
  • I resolve to conquer the world. Or to pick up my dirty underwear off the bathroom floor. Still undecided on that one. #
  • Happy Earth Day or something. All I know is you all wish you could have been doing what I was doing at midnight! #
  • Hey, @foursquare users! http://gdzl.la/96nTzZ #
  • He's so needy; texting me all the time, acting like we have some sort of special relationship. Lay off already, @BarackObama! #
  • "Max, do you know anything about physics?" "Well, I know about sex." — #convosWithAn8YearOld #
  • "Eris is the goddess of discord and chaos" "No, Eris is a dwarf planet." #convosWithAn8YrOld #

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