Archive for September, 2009

Happy Blasphemy Day! »

As I’ve already mentioned, today is Blasphemy Day. I’m personally celebrating by sitting around in my Jesus/Mohammed underoos (Jesus on the front, getting nailed to my tree and Mohammed on the back, wiping my ass).
My buddies Jason and Dan both express (much better than I) the importance of what, to some, might seem to be [...]

Very few things are this amusing »

Srsly. And it is the perfect activity for Blasphemy Day tomorrow.
Remember paper dolls? And those Color-form things? This is even better: Jesus Dress Up! Don’t let him get all cold, hanging up there; dress him up!
And in case anyone is looking for any gift ideas, they sell refrigerator magnet sets. I’m just sayin’.

Blasphemy Day International is almost here! »

And so, like a good little lazy blogger, I don’t write anything about it until the day before. Hey, I could have posted on the day after, so cut me some slack! Unfortunately, I have absolutely nothing planned. Hmm, maybe my mere existence can be construed as blasphemy. Nah, cop out. How ’bout I go [...]

These made me giggle »

Just a few of the search terms people use to find my little corner of teh intertubes:

porno
cool shit
really cool shit science
fuck duck
horses ass

I wonder if the person searching for “cool shit” was the same one looking for “really cool shit science”. Perhaps they were refining their query parameters?

It’s almost like you were there with me. Almost. »

One more about the debate, then I’ll shut up, I promise. No I don’t.
I’d skip to about :48 seconds in. The intro is craptacular. This is just part one. I haven’t watched it yet. I don’t have to see it, Dottie. I *lived* it.

h/t @RelUnrelated for finding this for me.

Avast, ye scallywags, here there be Pirates! »

On the ‘morrow it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties! Praise FSM! RAmen.
I’ve actually got two events to go to tomorrow with the kiddos. The Goddess has the day off to go to her monthly crapping party. Wait, I’m being informed that it’s a “cropping” party. Good, cause I wouldn’t want [...]

The Great Faith Debate Recap »

Christopher Hitchens vs. Dinesh D’Souza. Mano y mano. Two men wielding nothing but intellect on the battlefield of reason. Unfortunately, one of them left their intellect at home, probably sitting on the dining room table where they forgot to pick it up before heading out the door. I do that with my wallet sometimes.
I really [...]

Is Rush Limpdick really this fucktarded? »

Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio heavyweight declared on his program Wednesday that the United States needed to return to racially segregated buses.
Referring to an incident in which a white student was beaten by black students on a bus, Limbaugh said: “I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable [...]

The Great Faith Debate: Final Update! »

If you are planning on attending this along with members of Orlando Atheists & Freethinkers, here’s the final word on what’s going down. I hope I can find my way around UCF. It looks nothing like it did when I went there.
FINAL Update!

PARKING
Parking will fill up QUICKLY. Please come early. Those joining us for the [...]

What debate? »

After my posts pimping The Great Faith Debate, several people have wanted to know, “what is there to debate?” and “why should we debate this, it should be a personal issue”. Things like that. Good questions.
In a perfect world, where religion was in its appropriate place (which is right around the same place as knitting [...]

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