What is it with employers actually wanting us to do work?!? And why do wives and kids seem to always need love and affection? Don’t these people know that SIWOTI?!? Don’t they know that the theistards are taking over the gubment and that the end times are upon us? That our country is being stolen from us by a brown-skinned person in the whitehouse who wasn’t even born to his mother, much less in America?!!111!!!!!1!!!

Poised, ready to slam down on my head

Ok, breathe. In. Out. That’s better. Sometimes this crazy world comes down on me like a ginormous Acme anvil. And sometimes you’ve just got to take care of yourself before you can continue the fight.