Comments on: Which version of Job is more fun?

By: CyberLizard

CyberLizard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:29:41 +0000

Even better:

Job 37:20 Do you want me to talk? If I talk bad Ceiling Cat will poop on my hed.

By: CyberLizard

CyberLizard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:28:49 +0000

Job 37:14 So pay atenshun Job ok? Luk at why Ceiling cat is so awsome.
Job 37:15 Do you no why he maeks it get brite?
Job 37:16 Do you no that Ceiling cat can do all that cuz he is so smrt?

By: CyberLizard

CyberLizard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:12:24 +0000

I've only made a small dent in Heinlein's work. I am but an egg.

By: CyberLizard

CyberLizard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:11:42 +0000

If you don't, I will. Of course, I'm lazy so you'll probably beat me to it

By: Jason Thibeault

Jason Thibeault — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:09:32 +0000

There's too much in this thing that's just far too full of lulz. I'm going to have to buckle down and make a CthulhuBible Search/Quote engine.

Job26:5 Dead things are formed from under the waters, and the inhabitants thereof.
Job26:6 R'lyeh is naked before him, and destruction hath no covering.

By: frogguruami

frogguruami — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:03:31 +0000

My favorite version of JOB is the one written by Robert Heinlein…

By: CyberLizard

CyberLizard — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:47:55 +0000

…the wondrous works of him which is perfect in madness?

That's a beautiful turn of phrase. That's going to be my motto for the day.

By: Jason Thibeault

Jason Thibeault — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:43:17 +0000

Job37:14 Hearken unto this, O Job: stand still, and consider the wondrous works of Cthulhu.
Job37:15 Dost thou know when Cthulhu disposed them, and caused the light of his cloud to shine?
Job37:16 Dost thou know the balancings of the clouds, the wondrous works of him which is perfect in madness?

Just saying.