Which version of Job is more fun?
By CyberLizard on Jul 6, 2009 in atheism, bible quotes, christians, cool shit, programming, religion
Job is my favorite. Because, of course, nothing says fun like boils, pestilence and death just to prove a point. Which one of these versions do you like better? I’m having trouble deciding.
LOLCat Bible Translation Project
The Brick Testament
Of course, if you really want to get geeky AND creepy, check out this version:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
ht: Jason
Job37:14 Hearken unto this, O Job: stand still, and consider the wondrous works of Cthulhu.
Job37:15 Dost thou know when Cthulhu disposed them, and caused the light of his cloud to shine?
Job37:16 Dost thou know the balancings of the clouds, the wondrous works of him which is perfect in madness?
Just saying.
Jason Thibeault | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
That's a beautiful turn of phrase. That's going to be my motto for the day.
CyberLizard | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
My favorite version of JOB is the one written by Robert Heinlein…
frogguruami | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
There's too much in this thing that's just far too full of lulz. I'm going to have to buckle down and make a CthulhuBible Search/Quote engine.
Job26:5 Dead things are formed from under the waters, and the inhabitants thereof.
Job26:6 R'lyeh is naked before him, and destruction hath no covering.
Jason Thibeault | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
If you don't, I will. Of course, I'm lazy so you'll probably beat me to it
CyberLizard | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
I've only made a small dent in Heinlein's work. I am but an egg.
CyberLizard | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
Job 37:14 So pay atenshun Job ok? Luk at why Ceiling cat is so awsome.
Job 37:15 Do you no why he maeks it get brite?
Job 37:16 Do you no that Ceiling cat can do all that cuz he is so smrt?
CyberLizard | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
Even better:
Job 37:20 Do you want me to talk? If I talk bad Ceiling Cat will poop on my hed.
CyberLizard | Jul 6, 2009 | Reply