There’s this 15 week old puppy that has insinuated its way into our lives. She’s an adorable little puffball. Very affectionate and playful, she has only one fault. I can only assume that I give off some pheromone that says to her, “Please, pee on the carpet. Even though 3/4 of the house is tiled the carpet is a superior place to void your bladder. ” It must be the pheromones. How else can I explain how, after spending 3 hours in her crate, being brought straight outside and being monitored by me for 45 minutes without so much as a dribble until I figure she must have gone when I turned my head that one time, she then proceeds to return indoors at which point, within 5 minutes she will piss on the carpet.
Oh, look at that. I’m not even done typing this post on my iPhone when I see the dog shitting on the floor after having just spent the last 45 minutes with me outside.
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^^^ This should have been FML. Stoopid iPhone autofix thingy. And the iPhone really needs a spellchecker for people like me.


#1 by Zoimu on May 21, 2009 - 4:52 pm
Yes, house breaking a dog is rough. I fell sorry for you. I thought I would pull my hair out with Mu-Shoo until one day she just got it. It is much easier if you have 2 dogs, one already houseborken… they just follower the leader and train themselves.
If you have neighbor/friend with a dog have them pee and poop in your yard… so she can see and smell it there. That should help a little. good luck