This is driving me nucking futs!


There’s this 15 week old puppy that has insinuated its way into our lives. She’s an adorable little puffball. Very affectionate and playful, she has only one fault. I can only assume that I give off some pheromone that says to her, “Please, pee on the carpet. Even though 3/4 of the house is tiled the carpet is a superior place to void your bladder. ” It must be the pheromones. How else can I explain how, after spending 3 hours in her crate, being brought straight outside and being monitored by me for 45 minutes without so much as a dribble until I figure she must have gone when I turned my head that one time, she then proceeds to return indoors at which point, within 5 minutes she will piss on the carpet.

Oh, look at that. I’m not even done typing this post on my iPhone when I see the dog shitting on the floor after having just spent the last 45 minutes with me outside.

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^^^ This should have been FML. Stoopid iPhone autofix thingy. And the iPhone really needs a spellchecker for people like me.

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  1. #1 by Zoimu on May 21, 2009 - 4:52 pm

    Yes, house breaking a dog is rough. I fell sorry for you. I thought I would pull my hair out with Mu-Shoo until one day she just got it. It is much easier if you have 2 dogs, one already houseborken… they just follower the leader and train themselves.

    If you have neighbor/friend with a dog have them pee and poop in your yard… so she can see and smell it there. That should help a little. good luck

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