Reconnecting with old high school friends on Facebook is like walking through a cow pasture; you never know when you’re going to step into a pile of steaming crap. You may find out that someone you thought was cool back then now thinks this is one of their favorite quotes:

“Let’s invade their countries, kill their dictators and convert them to Christianity.” – Ann Coulter

And that they list their political views as “I will be an apologist for George W. Bush as long as I live”.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.