I’m not even sure where to begin with this one.

Dear Mom, I’ve met the man of my dreams and I couldn’t be happier….

Is Glenn Beck going to be a grandfather? ‘Cause insanity of Beckian proportions is the only way I can see someone thinking this was a good choice for a family portrait. Actually, the more I think about it, the more it seems likely that this is the new poster family of the Republican Party. Let’s go through the checklist:

• White? Check
• Male dominance? Check
• Family values? Check
• Appropriate use of firearm? Check
• Appropriate use of sperm? Check

You know, there’s only one thing missing from this picture to make them the perfect poster family…

Go forth and multiply... and shoot anyone who disagrees with you

Fixed

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