Archive for May 20th, 2009

There’s this 15 week old puppy that has insinuated its way into our lives. She’s an adorable little puffball. Very affectionate and playful, she has only one fault. I can only assume that I give off some pheromone that says to her, “Please, pee on the carpet. Even though 3/4 of the house is tiled the carpet is a superior place to void your bladder. ” It must be the pheromones. How else can I explain how, after spending 3 hours in her crate, being brought straight outside and being monitored by me for 45 minutes without so much as a dribble until I figure she must have gone when I turned my head that one time, she then proceeds to return indoors at which point, within 5 minutes she will piss on the carpet.

Oh, look at that. I’m not even done typing this post on my iPhone when I see the dog shitting on the floor after having just spent the last 45 minutes with me outside.

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^^^ This should have been FML. Stoopid iPhone autofix thingy. And the iPhone really needs a spellchecker for people like me.