My company has a new security policy. We are required to wear our picture ID badges in a visible location every day. They thoughtfully provided this graphic to illustrate proper positioning of the badges:
So I wonder: do they think we’re fucking retarded? Or 2 years old? Srsly.
I’m going to attach mine to my fly. I can’t think of a more visible place than my package. ‘Cause y’all are checking it out anyway LOL!

