Archive for April 15th, 2009

A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA
Palm Beach tea party: ‘Chains we can believe in’
Americans outraged by Obama’s perceived shift toward socialism

C’mon, seriously?!? For real? Our friends at the WorldNutDaily are practically having an orgasm over the hundreds of people who turned out for teabagging today.

Those braving rain showers to sound their objections to President Obama’s policies voiced a common theme, one suggesting America is rapidly racing toward socialism.

“We’re headed toward socialism, and socialism is anathema to everything this country’s ever stood for,” said Fritz Breland, a self-employed yacht broker from Boynton Beach. “I’m essentially unemployed because no one’s buying.”

Well boo-fucking-hoo. A goddamned yacht broker is “essentially unemployed”. He’s experiencing the results of a financial downturn years in the making by Republican control, but now that the O-man is in office, it’s time to revolt. I’m completely over these fuckers. These people have lost their grip on reality in a major way and now they’re being whipped into a frothing frenzy by the likes of Glenn Beck and Fox News. Where the fuck was their outrage when previous administrations were shitting all over the rights of the people through illegal wiretapping and goddamned torture? Where was the condemnation of the president when his administration was raping the poor and working class of this country in order to support the bloated carcasses of the oligarchy funding his power-hungry and delusional dreams? Oh, that’s right. During the Bush regime if you criticized the president, you were un-American, un-patriotic, a traitor. But now that their good-old-boy white network has been thrown out of power, it’s their patriotic duty to criticize the president. In fact, the man who is a constitutional scholar, who has managed to work and sweat and claw his way up through the disgusting process that has become politics, yet still managed to maintain a modicum of rationality, respect for others and a true desire to help people is the one who is destroying America. That’s been his plan from the beginning, you betcha, palling around with terrorists and all.

I’m all for criticizing our politicians and calling them on their mistakes. It’s called freedom of speech and it’s one of the great things about America. What doesn’t make any fucking sense is to start talking about secession and inciting revolution just because you lost an election. Hel-lo, that’s how the game is played. You people love to look down on those supposed developing countries, with their coups and dictators and all. Yet here you are, after having run roughshod over the country for the last eight years, ready to start another fracking civil war after only 90 days of a new, democratically elected administration? Have you lost your ever-loving minds?

The only positive result of all this teabagging and the like is that the lunatics are finally revealing themselves for what they truly are. They are joyfully revealing themselves as the racist, fanatical greedy bastards that they truly are.

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