Archive for April 9th, 2009

There’s no saving throw against cancer

A year ago we lost Gary Gygax, one of the co-creators of the immortal classic Dungeons & Dragons. Today we learn that Dave Arneson lost the battle that no roll of the dice can win. I think that it’s only fitting that I’ve just started my son’s first D&D campaign. I hereby dedicate this dungeon crawl to the masters who freed our minds to battle kobolds and fight dragons.

Hoist your d20′s to the true Heros. May you find all the platinum pieces, barrels of ale and buxom wenches in chainmail in the hereafter.

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Securing Security

My company has a new security policy. We are required to wear our picture ID badges in a visible location every day. They thoughtfully provided this graphic to illustrate proper positioning of the badges:
So I wonder: do they think we’re fucking retarded? Or 2 years old? Srsly.

I’m going to attach mine to my fly. I can’t think of a more visible place than my package. ‘Cause y’all are checking it out anyway LOL!

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