By CyberLizard on Apr 29, 2009 in religion, separation of church and state, stupidity, torture | 1 Comment
If we’re going to have the state sponsor putting a person being tortured on a license plate, I say we need fair representation of all forms of torture. Waterboarding is big in the news, but let’s not forget our old favorites like being drawn-and-quartered, getting put in the iron maiden or being staked to an [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 26, 2009 in H1N1, Swine Flu, We're all going to die, outbreak | 0 Comments
Good FSM. I slack on keeping up on my google reader and the next thing I know we’re ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE PIGGY FLU!!!1!11! Well, maybe not. There is an outbreak of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection in the US, presumably starting from an outbreak in Mexico. Apparently quite a few people [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 23, 2009 in kids, parenting | 0 Comments
The Goddess has taken off for New York. She’s having a weekend in the big city with her sister. I’m here with the lizardlings till Sunday night. So far we’ve played dollies, built with Legos, watched Mario Bros. cartoons and now MK is making me wooden food from her play kitchen. I certainly won’t be [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 21, 2009 in FML, crisis | 2 Comments
Depeche Mode has a new album coming out today, Sounds of the Universe! Even better, they are touring the US! I haven’t missed a Depeche Mode concert since Violator. I was unbelievably stoked when I heard they were coming. Then I saw the dates they would be in Florida: September 4th and 5th. Can you [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 17, 2009 in flaccid, pure awesomeness, science, wieners | 1 Comment
What is the average length of the penis? How about when the penis is flaccid? Or the length of an erect penis? Inquiring minds want to know. Fortunately, science comes the rescue. Penis science. Specifically, the science of the size of penises. Scicurious over at the Neurotopia blog has the skinny on this paper, Mondaini [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 17, 2009 in politics, stupidity, teabagging | 0 Comments
Headline from the WorldNutDaily: If you can’t beat ‘em, bad-mouth ‘em?News anchors resort to sexual innuendo to criticize tea parties “bad-mouth ‘em” *giggles* Jon Stewart chronicles this sudden reversal of roles in the mainstream media The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c Nationwide Tax Protests thedailyshow.com Daily ShowFull Episodes Economic [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 15, 2009 in dumbfuckery, politics, rants, republitards, stupidity | 0 Comments
A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA Palm Beach tea party: ‘Chains we can believe in’ Americans outraged by Obama’s perceived shift toward socialism C’mon, seriously?!? For real? Our friends at the WorldNutDaily are practically having an orgasm over the hundreds of people who turned out for teabagging today. Those braving rain showers to sound their objections to President [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 15, 2009 in Facebook, kissing, memes | 0 Comments
A fairly innocuous question was posed by a Facebook friend this morning. It generated a rash of responses and began evolving, so I figured it was good enough to be a meme all on it’s own. Here goes: Who was your first kiss and how old were you? How many of the people you have [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 15, 2009 in dumbfuckery, politics, teabagging, wingnuttery | 0 Comments
Nothing like rightwingnuts to get my panties in a wad. All this teabagging has got me all excited. David Shuster nailed it with this quote: The people who came up with it are a familiar circle of Republicans, including former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, both of whom have [...]
By CyberLizard on Apr 15, 2009 in President Obama, atheism, bible quotes, politics, religion | 2 Comments
This is getting annoying. If it’s not opening every fracking public event with an invocation, it’s inserting quotes from the bible in his speeches. He gives lip service to America not being a christian nation, but he certainly doesn’t make it very convincing when he includes biblical mythology in his appeals to the American people, [...]
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