Archive for March, 2009

This totally gave me a stiffy…

… and I don’t care who knows it.

I. want. this. system.

24 256GB SSDs RAID
6TB storage
Custom 800Mhz FBDIMM RAM (4GB)
2 quad core QX9775 processors

2GB/second data transfer!!!!11!!1!!eleventyone!!1!
Opens MS Office (ALL of MS Office) in 0.5 seconds

*drools all over keyboard*

My first thought after watching this: I want to see Linux on this motherfucker!

I love you, Geekologie

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Preventing disease

I don’t think I’d call this a FAIL, seems like good advice to me ;-)

Courtesy of FAILBlog.org

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Catching up with the CyberLizard

Sometimes real life totally gets in the way of my intartube life. What a mean bastard. I think it’s jealous. Anyway, lest any of y’all are thinking of dumping my feed out of your Google Reader due to my lack of activity, here’s a little hint of what’s coming:

  • Stories and pics from MegaCon (and how much I really, really, really want to go to Dragon*Con)!
  • Catchups on blog memes (sorry Perky, I’m getting to it)!
  • Deep and insightful thoughts about the state of the world!
  • Mockery of ^^^ (no one makes fun of me better than me)!
  • In-depth analysis of the war on stupidity!
  • Why there are no gods, religion sux and scientology is a fracking cult (just to piss people off)!
  • Weird and twisted shit that no one in their right mind would want to know about but I think is really funny!

So stick around. I’ll be staying up late trying to get everything done, so you know that the writing will be top-notch and the logic impeccable!

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What am I in line for again?

Oh yeah, the Battlestar Galactica panel, where the original Starbuck sits at a table with the new Dr. Baltar (among others). Presumably they will shoot the shit about acting and sci-fi and stuff. I'm hoping for a knock-down drag-out between the old and the new shows. Of course we all know the new series kicks ass.

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