Once again, the WorldNutDaily has revealed their absolute moronity by publishing articles like this:
Scientists: Rain stopped when Jews left MideastFindings confirm rabbi’s reading of Bible prophecy
The stupidity starts right off the bat:
Confirming a rabbi’s reading of Bible prophecy, scientists reported yesterday that an analysis of rings on stalagmite from a cave near Jerusalem reveals the climate of the region got drier shortly after the Roman dispersion of the Jews in A.D. 70.University of Wisconsin geologists analyzed the chemical composition of individual rings that formed the stalagmite growing up from the floor of the Soreq Cave near Jerusalem between 200 B.C. and 1100 A.D. Geologists John Valley and Ian Orland concluded the climate was drier in the eastern Mediterranean between 100 A.D. and 700 A.D., with steep drops in rainfall around 100 A.D. and 400 A.D. – a period of waning Roman and Byzantine power in the region.
So, of course, the drier climate had to be caused by the dispersal of the Jews. A rabbi, for chrissake, tied it all back to a fiction book written by men the pre-bible the Torah. That’s practically the bible. How much more proof do you need?
Rabbi Menachem Kohen of Brooklyn, in his book, “Prophecies for the Era of Muslim Terror: A Torah Perspective on World Events,” made just such a case last year – based on entirely different evidence.
Rabbi Kohen points out the land suffered an unprecedented, severe and inexplicable (by anything other than supernatural explanations) drought that lasted from the first century until the 20th – a period of 1,800 years coinciding with the forced dispersion of the Jews.
In other words, Rabbi Kohen isn’t a climateologist and can’t possibly conceive of a rational scientific explanation, so therefore goddidit.
Kohen saw the cataclysm as a miraculous fulfillment of prophecy found in the book of Deuteronomy – especially chapter 28:23-24.
“And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron.
“The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.”
OMFSM! I just blew my nose. It must be a miraculous fulfillment of prophesy found in the book of “Dude, you’ve got allergies” – especially chapter 3:14-16.
“And thy snot that is in thy head shall be made watery, and thy nose will itch like a sonofabitch.
“The FSM shall touch thee with his noodly appendage and cause the snot to run out of thy nose: from thy nose it shall come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed (or until thou blowest thy nose, whichever comes first).”
Researchers from the Geological Survey of Israel and Hebrew University in Jerusalem helped with the study, which was to appear in an upcoming issue of the journal Quaternary Research. The latest scientific study was tied to research into global warming.
I knew it! Global warming was caused by the Jews! Scientists prove it!
FAIL



#1 by Perky Skeptic on December 5, 2008 - 11:52 am
I facepalmed so hard I concussed myself.
#2 by CyberLizard on December 5, 2008 - 11:58 am
It’s very hard some days to resist mocking all of the WorldNutDaily’s posts.
#3 by Mike on July 27, 2009 - 2:25 pm
You sure get excited/angry about this stuff. Here’s a couple thoughts.
You’re mocking and saying how stupid the report is, yet you aren’t refuting any of the scientific studies involved. Your argument basically sums up to, “That’s true, but they’re stupid.” If you’re going to argue or debate against something, at least have evidences available to debunk the evidence coming from the other side.
You’re mocking the fact that some people are pointing out that the land of Israel/Palestine dried up right around the same time that the Jews were dispersed and almost entirely destroyed by the Roman Empire. You’re mocking the idea that there is any sort of link. There is no giant sign saying, “God removed the rain when the Jews left.” But these are two events that took place at the same time, the drought lasting many centuries. So when you’re attacking the report, I find myself a little confused. Are you saying that the science that says the rain stopped at that point in time is false? Are you also saying that the Jews were not dispersed or nearly wiped out by the Roman Empire around the same time? See, you’re ridiculing the idea that there is a link, yet the facts remain. Whether or not there is any link at all, nothing changes the fact that these two events occurred at about the same time.
My last point surrounds the issue of witnessing a perfectly natural looking event and claiming that since it’s scientifically sound, it proves that God had nothing to do with it. For instance, rain has a normal natural process that causes it (evaporation, clouds, cooling, rainfall, etc.). That’s natural, normal, and perfectly explainable. A person being pushed from the path of an oncoming car is also perfectly normal/natural. The hero just happened to be there at the right time to mount a rescue. But what put the person there at that time? Maybe he decided to go out for coffee early that day and just happened to end up there at the right moment. That’s a perfectly human and natural explanation (he went out to get coffee early). But God (if he exists) could have slightly nudged this encounter toward happening for days. The guy woke up early, he was stressed at work lately, traffic was bad so he took a different route to the coffee shop, he walked because it was such a nice sunny day instead of driving, etc.
My point is not that God is running around poking everything into place all the time. My point is that something doesn’t have to be completely supernatural or unexplainable to be from God or part of God’s plans. No doubt there is a perfectly scientific and natural explanation for the rain drying up when it did, but that simple fact doesn’t change the fact that God could have arranged it that way on purpose through subtle or not so subtle nudges. Another example is a person trying to stay warm. He might add wood to a small fire and bundle up in warm clothing in order to warm up. He gets warmer, that’s the result, but it didn’t just happen by itself. He made it happen through the use of natural processes (he put on warm clothes and added wood to the small fire).
I’m not defending the beliefs put forward in the article, however to undermine something from the standpoint of, “It’s not possible because I don’t want to believe it” sets yourself up for a serious knock down. Coming from the core of, “God doesn’t exist,” is fine, but you’ve gotta backup an argument with a lot more than something as intangible as the existence of God (true or not). In the end, the rain stopped, the Jews left at that time, and it’s an interesting coincidence if nothing more. Attacking a belief with a different belief is like two ghosts trying to have a boxing match, each punch completely incapable of connecting or causing any harm to the other.
#4 by CyberLizard on July 30, 2009 - 5:32 pm
My reply got a little long, so I posted it here.