Archive for December 4th, 2008

Jebus Christ, there are some sick fucks out there

Palm Coast couple arrested in animal-sex incident — OrlandoSentinel.com

Flagler County Sheriff’s investigators said in November the Flagler County Humane Society turned over a compact disc showing Carla Maldonado, who worked at the humane society, engaged in sexual activity with dogs she had adopted. The humane society fired her when they received the CD, then turned it over to the sheriff’s office.

Hot doggie porn? I think I’ll pass, thanks.

Investigators also said the disc contained 16 photos of Carla Maldonado engaged in sex acts with a 15-year-old female who was a friend of the family. David Maldonado photographed the acts, according to investigators. Both Carla and David are charged with providing the victim alcohol and encouraging the participation in the sex acts.

Now why couldn’t they have stuck with nice, normal fucked-upness like bringing in underage friends, boozing them up, then photographing them having sex? When you’ve got this going on, why bring in the dogs?

Honestly, some people are just stoopid.

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Just in time for Squidmas: PZ Myers come to Florida!

I am completely geeking out here. The author of the Pharyngula blog, the communion-wafer descecrating, cracker-gate inciting professor of biology that everyone loves to hate, PZ Myers, is coming to Florida!!!!!!!11!!!1!eleventyone!1

In his words:

I’ll be speaking at the University of Central Florida on Friday, 5 December, at 7pm in Communications Building 101. Afterwards, we tentatively plan to adjourn to the Lazy Moon for refreshments — we can’t be certain because it’s a pizza place in a college town, so we may not be able to squeeze in, depending on how many show up. I’ll post an update if we have to move elsewhere.

On Saturday, 6 December, I’ll be speaking at Rollins College, at 6:30pm in Crummer Hall. I don’t have specific post-babbling plans there, yet, so perhaps someone can suggest something.

I’ve never been to hear a blogger speak before. My geekness is complete. I am totally going to see him.

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